Im the guy that misses all game and then hits the clutch shot...and opponents are like wtf he made that??
I'm the excessively sweaty guy. Works to my advantage in the post, since nobody wants to guard my sweaty azz.
If I'm playing with people I know really well: player coach. If I'm playing with strangers: my bad guy. When playing with or against "the foul guy": rage guy.
I'm the guy who inspires Help D... because my guy always passes me by and I say "help help..." I also initiate charging fouls. People are usually very nice and apologize while they help me up. Thanks Battier.