What to do when you run out of candy on Halloween?

Pictures of tooth decay.


There aren't many kids in my neighborhood so usually one or two bags is enough but I was over at my relatives earlier and they get a lot more kids. I was handing out multiple pieces of candy at first but then started rationing and only giving one piece at a time.

 

I think I have a lot of kids in my neighborhood.


I must not be driving my creepy van around enough.

 

Cigarettes.

 

Dixie cups with about an ounce of Merlot.

 

YES!!!!!


I finally got trick or treaters!!!!

I got a good group of about five kids. I gave them a lot because their bags looked empty. I think they just started. I think Spider Man got in line twice for candy.

 

I thought everybody gave out the same thing when the candy runs out....

Spoiler

Seriously, who doesn't love bacon?

 

Jews and Muslims.

 

False. Turkey Bacon.

 

Speaking of which, I REALLY hate it when kids don't come dressed up + don't say trick or treat + don't say thank you.

I feel like telling them to F off but I don't want to clean eggs off my house tomorrow.

Makes me not want to give out candy at all.

 

Well that's a whole 'nother level of sacrilege, now isn't it?

 

Print and hang on door:

 

I just witnessed an epic one today. Those mother****ers turned the ****ing spinklers on some family with a stroller. Brought to you by the 1960 rich folks.

 

1960 is kinda hoodie these days.

 

a friend of mine, also a Rowdy, said he passed out Rockets pocket schedules. lmao.