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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Nov 7, 2002.

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  1. A-Train

    A-Train Member

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    Krusty: Have you ever noticed that they have two telephone books? One is white, and the other is yellow! I mean, what's up with that?!

    Lisa: One is business, the other is residential

    Krusty: Oh....well, I guess that makes sense. Well, what's next, the BLUE pages?!

    Marge: They have those....they're government listings....
     
    #21 A-Train, Nov 8, 2002
  2. BrianKagy

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    Everyone should use coupons. Why would you want to pay more than you have to for something...?
     
    #22 BrianKagy, Nov 8, 2002
  3. HOOP-T

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    Time is money, and it takes time to clip those bastards.
     
    #23 HOOP-T, Nov 8, 2002
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    No kidding, that would take away from the five or six hours a day I spend at this site.
     
    #24 Pole, Nov 8, 2002
  5. don grahamleone

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    Confusious say,

    Baseball wrong, man with four balls can not walk.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Man who chases care get exhausted.

    Man who go to bed with ichy butt wake up with stinky finger.

    (not very good jokes to be used on stage, but quite funny)
     
    #25 don grahamleone, Nov 8, 2002
  6. Another Brother

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    You could use those on MY stage! LOL@sticky finger
     
    #26 Another Brother, Nov 8, 2002
  7. don grahamleone

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    You should put on a confusious style hat or something. Thank me if it works and if it doesn't, it wasn't me.
     
    #27 don grahamleone, Nov 9, 2002
  8. Isabel

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    Confucius say:

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
     
    #28 Isabel, Nov 9, 2002
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