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What the h*ll is a "BIG ASS GORDITA"? I am swedish..

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Olajuwon123, Nov 5, 2012.

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  1. krosfyah

    krosfyah Member

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    Googled, vomited in my mouth a bit, fail

    Big Ass Gordita very much different than I thought and is unfortunately much truer to the name than I ever could have imagined.

    (did find some fap worthy material but was too close in proximity to fat asses and cheesy tacos to be inspirational. I must now head directly to the Best Ass thread to cleans the mind.)
     
  2. heypartner

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    I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the only time Clutch and Brian Kagy met Lutz. They met him at some Mexican place in Austin for lunch, but he brought his own Big Ass Gordita with him in a briefcase.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    Yeah, no.

    It's a baked thick corn dough patty, opened up and filled with beans, meats of your choice, and whatever else you want. You can put in there whatever you want to eat. :cool:

    THIS is more like it:
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    If you're ever in Houston or near Katy, shoot me an email. Let's get some gorditas. :cool: I'll make time so you can go have a good one. Homemade, even... if my mom or grandma can make us some.
     
  4. QdoubleA

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    My god.... Where is that (please say Houston) and how can I get it in or around my mouth?
     
  5. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :grin: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!! :grin:
     
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  6. BigMaloe

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    Am i the only one who seen this???

    DD?????
     
  7. Master Baiter

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    My wife is from a small town near Gävle. Where in Sweden are you from?
     
  8. RV6

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    This is a gordita:

    [​IMG]


    This is a big gordita:

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    This is a big ass gordita:

    [​IMG]
     
  9. dachuda86

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    This IS why I visit Clutchfans....
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    Obviously Clutch saw it, notice the lack of rep button on his OP.

    and no, he isnt DD, he is really swedish..his IP both in chat(where I am familiar with him from) and here on the board are from sweden.
     
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  11. Deckard

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    A sort of Tex-Mex sandwich. You'll likely end up with a big ass if you eat too many of them.
     

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