Seriously, this whole mess would be much easier to solve, if the New Orleans gave the rights of Hornets name back to Charlotte, while the Jazz cease being the ... Utah Jazz and let New Orleans reacquire that the name. How in the world can anyone explain the name Utah Jazz? Charlotte Hornets - works New Orleans Jazz - definitely works Utah Jazz - ahhhh....no way
Utah j*zz works. Or Utah Stinks (Image the PA announcer: "And now introducing your Utaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Stiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkks! ")
Exactly. Charlotte Hornets New Orleans Jazz Utah Polygamists. That'd be an awesome team name. If they turned that down, Utah Floppers.
/thread His skills camp is called "Flight School" His shoes have used "Flight" in the name... Charlotte is in North Carolina, which as a state is known for being the "First In Flight". On top of it all, "Flight" actually sounds proper for a basketball team. What more can you ask for?