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What really happend with the tanking plans?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by W22_STREAK, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. W22_STREAK

    W22_STREAK Member

    Apr 14, 2008
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    woooo, here is the latest info explaining what happened!!!

    the tanking orders was accidentally put in the wrong mailbox and mistakenly delivered to mongolia. after the plane was airborne les tried to chase it on his private jet fighter, but he couldn't get to it because the plane was diverted to vladivostok and upon the russian customs inspection, the customs officer screamed "they are tanking!!! tanks!! american tanks!!! noooo!!!" declared the document was a us military mobilization and hence was dispatched at once on horse-back messenger to be forwarded to the kremlin. however while the putin was analysing this secret confidential intercepted mail mikhail prokhorov looked through his secretly-installed camera in putins room. upon glancing over the houston rockets logo, he carefully scrutinized the content of the letter and found the contents of the letter to be severely detrimental to his private interests, outraged, prokhorov barged into the room demanding to see the document. putin was in total shock and rushed into intense discussions with the tank that was supposed to come from houston, texas, america. prokhorov immediately offered to put an end to things if putin handed over the letter and putin did. prokhorov was did not sleep for 7 days and 7 nights because he does not know how his franchise in new jersey, usa was going to survive because it was their only redemption to a good front-office move after tonnes of billy-king idioticness.
    he wanted that pick. he wanted it bad. he wasn't gonna let his nets slip in the cracks of nba oblivion but he knew that to achieve that he needed that pick. he carefully proceeded to forge a very similar document addressed to morey saying, no tanking!!! no tanking!!!

    morey followed the orders. and les alexander was all along going lyk :


    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3_CF3tALIuI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    with 10 games to go in the season alexander awoke from his crack-smoking condo and was lyk... waaaa?? we have a winning record??? nooooo.. i said tanking!!!!

    and now both les and prohorov is lyk

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WWaLxFIVX1s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    now you guys know the story ;-)
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  2. jacoby

    jacoby Member

    Jun 26, 2011
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    What the **** did I just read?
  3. jayhow92

    jayhow92 Member

    Jan 15, 2011
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  4. YaosDirtyStache

    Sep 28, 2009
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    How are you still around?
  5. mr. 13 in 33

    mr. 13 in 33 Member

    Oct 23, 2010
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    I stopped reading at what happened!!!
  6. IzakDavid13

    IzakDavid13 Contributing Member

    Jan 2, 2011
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    Saw big wall of text...TLDR

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