"Would you mind telling me.. whose brain.. I.. DID put in?' "Any of em savvy English?" - "Hey man, who is this guy?" "It's about the worst case of being-halved I have ever seen." "That block was already messed up!" "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah." 'He hates these cans!" "Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did."
Any line between Samuel L. Jackson and the guy he kills in the first scene of Pulp Fiction "What does he look like?" Bald, black "Does he look like a b****?" What? "Does Marcellus Wallis look like a b****?" "No" "Then why are you trying to **** him like one?"
Derek: "Perhaps we could change the choreography? David: "The choreography?" Derek: "So the dwarves don't trod upon it."
"I never would have been able to handle your ****ing 4 inch dick inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of LUUUUUBE!"
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Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan: Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
it's like we went to the same university or something. i came here to post "shut your ****in face, uncle****er!"
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c4q590ecFPc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> TUGG: I killed one, Rick. . . . The thing I love most in the world. RICK: Vivica, get off the line now! RICK: A hooker. All right, you killed a hooker. . . Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do. . . .Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide and a ****load of lime. TUGG: No, a panda. . . I killed a panda. RICK: Amanda? Come on, dude. . . I mean, that's probably not even her real name. That last line kills me everytime. Rocket River
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Stu, "she's wearing my grandma's holocaust ring" Alan, "i didnt know they gave out rings at the holocaust"
woops, i believe it's actually Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me. Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
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"He has a wife, you know. DO you know what she is called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox." Also, the entire scene in Young Frankenstein when Frederick tells everyone 'DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR!', then goes in and immediately chickens out and screams for his mommy. That whole scene never fails to crack me up. "I WAS JOKING!' hehehe And of course 'I will block the bookcase with my body!' *CRUNCH* SOO much goodness in that movie, it never ever gets old.
(black father)What you listening to? (white kid)That new 50 Cent... G.G.G.G.G.G.G. G-Unit!!! (black father)What? C'mon here in the car..G.G.G.G.G.G.G. Get yo azz in the car!!! LMAO Chapelle Show: Trading Spouses