What mental image do your fellow posters conjure up?

BELOW YOUR WAIST?! Dang! Mine's about shoulder-length, but I usually trim it up once or twice a year (wife's orders).

Of course, once I move to Texas, I'll have to shave my hair and beard. It's too hot in Texas to be a hippie -- that's why they all moved to Vermont!

 

Haha, way off. Am actually kinda skinny now, short, long hair, early 20's.

I did look like homer a year ago though. Ate like him. Sat on the couch like him. You get the idea...

 

Yeah, GV. No offense, but whenever I see one of your posts I picture the hippie teacher from Beavis and Butthead.

 

That, my friend, is the funniest thing I've read all night.

I'm a liberal weenie, but my physique wouldn't get me on the cover of any PETA brochure.

 

Let's see....basketball - check
Gym - check
Behad - check

Hmmm...seems the only thing missing was you, "_". So who chickened out again?


You feeling a little insecure, "_"?

"Oh, Behad, why can't I get your approval? My life's not complete till you like me."

Why don't I like you? Because of statements like the one I quoted above. I planned a basketball game, I got the gym, I invited everyone, and I was there. You were not. Yet you say I chickened out? That's why I don't like you.

 

he is... i went to his vegan cafe in NYC.

they have monkey picked tea there.

 

behad: you've probably heard this before, you look like the mailman (name?) from Cheers

 

Behad..... reminds me of a combination of Homer Simpson, Hank Hill and Big Tom from Survivor... and of course Cliff Claven from Cheers

 

You forgot weatherman Ed Brandon.

 

Mrs JB likes the long hair, so no biggie there. You have to remember that I've been a rock musician for 20 years. While the earlier spandex comment was facetious (I've never worn it, fortunately), when you play rock music, you assume a certain look that goes with the business.

Now, my hair is more modern rock. It's layered, shoulder length with a bunch of blonde streaks running through it.

The heat in Texas is no reason to lose the locks, though. I've lived here all my life and managed. That is why God invented hair accessories to pull that stuff out of your face.

 

leaning on 45 degree angle in a storm of course

 

look for fade to grow his hair long now... if he hasn't already

I'm thinking like Jack Black in School of Rock hey Jeff

 

LOL. Behad, now don't be a silly goose! I told you well ahead of time that I had a scheduling conflict that day. You knew I couldn't be there, which is why instead of accepting the bet that I made, you chose to take cover by telling me to just show up. All the while you knew that I could not show up due to the conflict. Very cowardly on your behalf. This is a very very elementary tactic that is readily transparent, friend. Someone like myself can sniff out that type of amateurish technique well in advance.

I proposed a bet where the loser of the match would never post again. You did not accept the bet. Why? Because you chickened out, as I correctly stated earlier. You could have easily said yes to the bet, yet you did not. It was your choice, and choose you did. You chose NO. Sorry, friend, that that's the cold, hard facts.

Oh well, despite your fear of playing me, it may have been in your best interest. You have lost by a wide margin, friend. I am your athletic superior in every way.

 

Huh?



I have a shaved head, btw.

 

I'm not your friend.

CASE CLOSED

 

No it isn't, look at Andymoon!

 

That was earlier in the year... I realized later that you aren't the ONE.

 

Some people say I look like Dan Akroyd.