What Kind of Drunk Are you?

I do stupid but funny things. I can also get philosophical, but that annoys my wife, so I stick to being stupid. I also tend to get naked when I'm really drunk.

 

In the past, I was always the loving drunk. I just luuuuv everyone and if you come anywhere near me, there's a good chance I'm going to tell you that you're the best friend I've ever had and follow it up with a detailed explanation of all the reasons why.

Now, however, I'd consider myself a former drunk.

 

Drinking Duck Hunt and playing SoCo as we speak.

Goin to 6th tonight.

 

btw, MacBeth, why did you choose that as your Username? Just a Shakespeare buff I'm guessing?

If so, I have to say that was definitely my favorite part I ever did. Cruel ambition and insanity are the best fun on a daily rehearsal basis. All those southern dramas we'd do down here got on my nerves. Most people just don't have a clue what to do with Shakespearian language and that's why they either avoid it or do it badly and give it a bad name. Ask the average person and they'll tell you Shakespeare=boring.

So anyway. Cool Username.

 

I'm pretty sure that philosophical drunks and stoners make up the core of the democratic party in America. Macbeth, thanks for the clarification.

 

You can be a riot, bigtexxx. Just a riot.

 

When I'm drinking just beer or just liquor I am usually a happy loving drunk. Unless someone makes me mad, then I'm a pissed off, happy loving drunk.

But When I combine both liquor and beer, I'm a very happy, very loving drunk who sometimes likes to get nude. Not a very good combination to have when I'm in a room full of attractive and the "I don't care what you look like" people. I just like to cling to someone when I'm like that. I also tend to end up with bruises on my body the next day after a night of beer and liquor. Because of that I am not allowed to have both at some parties, which is a good thing.

 

When I'm drunk, they designate me the DD. Of course this doesn't stand for designated driver.

DRUNK DOMINATOR

But I think when refering to the common man, he feels smarter, wittier, stronger, sexier, more confident, more suave and more aggressive than everyone else when intoxicated. The_Conquistador doesn't need booze to feel this way.

 

I'm a comedian. I tell jokes that I find hilarious but I'm sure others can't stand.


Hey T_J, you need to tell your toady to lighten up when in the Hangout.

 

When drunk I become the very entertaining, fun dude. I am that also when sober but it's gets on a higher level when I drink.

My regular steps are like this:

Have a beer or two at home. Leave home to go at a party. Then grab some more beer, talk a bit here, talk a bit there. Then you find yourself in group which leads the other in drinking speed. Often these groups are situated in the kitchen or near a fridge.

After several/countless beers my stomach is so full and I am no longer thirsty and tend to switch to liquor. This can be the best decision made or the worst. I very often start to be very moneyspending and start buying champagne (which I cannot afford really) or whole bottles of some icky-icky booze. Then in a while I often get annoyed by the sound at the party and invite people home to my appartment to blast some good ****.

Here the fun and heavy body torture begins. Often already smoked up to 30 fags, the booze keeps rolling.

The musical chronology is very interesting when I check the mess in front of the stereo the other morning. It has started with some new stuff going over to the Cheap Trick "Surrender" sing a long part with your buddies and getting more and more sentimental the earlier the morning. I was caugth laying naked on the floor only wearing a denim jacket and playing harmonica to some western soundtrack with sad melodies.

I am an excessive fun drinker who tends to spend too much money, invite everyone, want to kiss girls, be radical, get bruises and tend to say more then I would say when sober. Telling a girl how much I admire her, etc.

Damn, I love it!

 

I'm told that I am a loud and boisterous drunk. I never noticed. I just had a warm and fuzzy feeling in my head and I wanted more booze. When we ran out of beer I started drinking Kalua straight from the bottle.

 

Apparently I'm a sleazeball drunk, one of those guys who'll hit on any woman in the room. Of course, I've gotten piss drunk once in my life, and that was after breaking up with my gf of 2 years, so I guess it has to be taken with a grain of salt. Otherwise, when buzzed, I usually become the happy go lucky type, do stupid stuff, say whatever, anything for a laugh and a good time.

 

It depends on the situation I'm in when I get pissed. If I'm with friends/family, I usually get a bit chatty. I do occasionally delve into the "deep" conversations. If I'm watching a Rockets game and they're losing, then you all probably have a fair idea of what I'm like. You've read my posts, and sh*t in the chatroom enough... If they're winning, then I get excited and more "happy go lucky"- believe it or not. If I have a few drinks at a music pub, I'll sometimes get up the nerve to dance.

I do have quite the iron stomach for the moment- so I can handle my booze when I'm in a drinking mood. I do tend to get a bit clumsy after a bottle of wine, champagne, and a few JDs and coke; so I like to drink in situations where I don't have anything to do, so I can sit around and not have to move too much...

When I smoke the sweet ganja, the alcohol tends to drown out the effects. But when I get stoned without the grog, that's when I tend to be a bit more reserved and lost in thought, far deeper than when I'm drunk. I must say, I prefer ganja to alcohol.

 

Me too.

I don't mix the two, cause it ruins the effect of the other.

Stay home with the gf, smoke
go out , drink moderately.

 

That's totally me. I'm the world's happiest drunk, and tell everyone else of my platonic love for them.

And I actually talk when intoxicated.

 

Most of the time I am a happy, loving drunk.

Depending on who I am out with, I end up hitting on the person all night until....