What is your best trait?

That's sofa king hilarious!

Lol...it is said to be the soul of wit, and that was witty as hell...there must be some truth to your claim of that trait.


But me...yeah, I'm good at gagging people when they're sporadically losing vital signs and almost dying of alcohol poisoning last night.

 

My best trait is my sex appeal.

You're being generous.

 

Being a good husband and father.

Loyalty is my best trait.

DaDakota

 

I start fires.

 

http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/mock_me_if_you_will.html

 

openmindedness

 

I'm honest and someone people can trust; plus I take a lot of pride in the fact that I stand up for what I believe in.

 

lmao

Double lmao

My best trait which is one not to be proud of is that I am a great procrastinator.

 

probably my sweet disposition when smelling a fart


it's a better quality than you might think

 

also, I'm a compassionate conservative

 

I would do anything for my wife/son, I am extremely loyal to my family. Also, very patriotic. When I was a little kid I would watch Red Dawn all the time and get all emotional. I also like to think of myself as courteous most of the time, except when I am driving.

Also, very dedicated and a good problem solver...



A-Train - can you post without mentioning the Simpsons? Not that I mind...

 

Being able to pull a Simpsons reference from almost any situation is my second best trait

 

What Jerry Seinfeld looked like when he got high as a teenager.




funny story Buck.

 

I thought your second best trait was your ability to hold your pee for a long time.

****, wrong thread.

 

A few of my friends used to make fun of me for referring to the Simpsons/movies whenever we talked about anything. Pretty sad. Now I just talk about my huge schlong.