What is wrong with girls?

Maybe she just got out of a bad breakup. Or maybe she just wanted to dance but not date anyone.

 

She probably had a boyfriend and was just looking for some fun at the club...nothing beyond that.

 

She probably thought you were ugly and did not wish to engage in sexual relations with you.


Man up and move on to the next one.

 

I've never hooked up with girls at the club, and I wouldn't know how to approach it if I tried. I just like dancing with them, and I leave it at that.

 

men are just as insane

 

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

 

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

 

Tattoo worthy.

 

Haven't you heard the news?

 

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not really

 

girls, girls....girls, girls....girls i do adore

 

Red dot or feather?

 

cuff yo girl dawg, I think she choosin'!

 

Spanish chick, French chick, indian and black
That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat
Arroz con pollo, french fries and crepe
An appetitite for destruction but I scrape the plate

 

I really don't care whether it is Priya or Pocahontas

 

What is wrong with girls?

Thats whats wrong. Nothing else needed.

Yup.


Instead of a meat market, you want to go to a "meet" market

 

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See...chicks go to dance at a dance club. That makes sense to me. lol

 

Maybe while grinding on you she found certain aspects of you to be inadequate.

 

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

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