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What is wrong with girls?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Air Langhi, Jul 25, 2010.

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  1. Mae

    Mae Member

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    I see...men don't make sense. Right? Or am I again, wrong? ;)
     
  2. moestavern19

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaaa.
     
  3. YaosDirtyStache

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    Women are the reason for every alcoholic male.
     
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  4. moestavern19

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    Women are crazy, but they can be played just like men.

    You ignore them and they wonder why they can't have you and then the more they think about it the more crazy it makes them and then you impregnate their sister and that makes them even more crazy and jealous, and soon their heads explode into a fine bloody mist.

    BOOM!
     
  5. gwatson86

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    Australian, actually. Or technically, half-English, half-Maori.
     
  6. v3.0

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    too many one liners to choose from, sorry gave up. :eek:
     
  7. Mae

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    Good thing I don't have a sister, eh? :p
     
  8. moestavern19

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    sister / best friend.


    Same thing.
     
  9. BetterThanEver

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    Air Langhi,

    Next time, stick a dildo in your underwear, before you go to the club.

    When girls start grinding on you, she won't reject you this time.
     
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  10. Mae

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    Well, now that you say that... :eek:
     
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    Funny story, bro :grin:
     
  13. 00rocketgirl

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    OP- there couldn't be a more perfect song for you than Asher Roth's "she don't want a man" song. maybe it will give you a better understanding. Pretty catchy, I must say. I wish it wasn't the censored version.
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    but here are a few things. When you meet a woman in a situation like a club, where it is based on attraction, anything can be an instant turn on or turnoff. He's cute and confident. turn on. He dances bad, has bad breath, trying too hard, his jeans looks stupid, that was a dumb joke, can be a complete turnoff. meeting a woman in a situation where you can actually talk and get to know one another is going to allow more room for forgiveness. for example, that bad dancing may then become cute because she knows your personality, or she can forgive the lame joke because you told 20 good ones before it.
    But also, girls will go to clubs for the attention and fun of it with no interest for anything afterwards.
     
  14. fadeaway

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    "His jeans look stupid?" LOL
     
  15. 00rocketgirl

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    haha. It happens. You can tell a lot about a guy by his jeans. Sagging too much, too baggy, too high, too tight, too glitzy, too expensive. It all says a lot. lol.
     
  16. Garner

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    Did you actually utilize the word "digits"?

    If so, you have your answer.
     
  17. Codman

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    Girls play the game just like we do.

    She gave you the business in the middle of the club and left you.

    It sucks, but you could have gone to one of the heffers in the tight-fitted clothing and gave her your "digits."

    I'm sure she would come to your place, ask for some Hot Pockets and it would be on. ;)
     
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  20. tmoney1101

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    Not a god damn thing.
     

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