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What is wrong with eating dogs???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fatfatcow, Jan 4, 2003.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Mr Clutch,

    Do you just "like Muslims?" Or do you like them in a

    mmmm.....Muslims!!

    kind of way?
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Interesting. In most of my recipes, terrorists need extra tenderizing. Communists are actually quite fatty and soft, in general. I've also read that you can substitute people who use rendundant punctuation in most recipes.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    Defintitely the latter! I like them with hot sauce.
     
  4. heypartner

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    yeah, same with me. Terrorists are generally a drier and tougher cut. It's actually quite fun to tenderize them, though. Make sure to clean out their cavities first to make sure there's nothing dangerous to cook in there.

    btw: it's not true that all people who use redundant punctuation can be subsituted. But fatfatcow's work great.
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Just look at his name: fatfatcow. That sounds really tasty right there. I would try some.

    Maybe we could give him some free Rockets tickets to make him come over to Houston?
     
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Legal? Hell, we're practically obligated to do it. In fact, one of the lesser publicized provisions of the Act was to modify the USDA's Food Guide Pyramid as follows:

    fats, oils, sweets - sparingly
    2-3 servings of meat (no word yet on if dog, cat, or rat is acceptable; nutria is o.k. in certain parts of Louisiana & East Texas)
    2-3 servings dairy
    3-4 servings fruit
    4 servings terrorist and/or drug trafficker
    4-5 servings vegetables
    6-11 servings breads, grains & cereals

    JuanValdez: As long as your dog is young, none of the meat should be too terribly tough.
     
  7. fatfatcow

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    so its ok for peoples to eat things they dont love??wow
     
  8. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Actually, most animals are pounded on the head first and knocked unconsious, then their necks are cut allwing the heart to beat out as much blood as possible...then the head is severed, finishing the job.

    Animals that are slaughtered actually don't see it coming at all as the pneumatic hammer pounds them on the skull from above and they never wake up again.
     
  9. JuanValdez

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    This is the one that had me doing a double-take. What does it mean to have a "more advanced government"?

    Well that and the "I read dogs have souls" right before it. I haven't been able to even figure out if I have a soul.

    Buck, you're right that we shouldn't have too much trouble with puppies. Proper butchering is still important in their case of course. My concern with older dogs, even ones kept in tight constraint, is that they are built to be tough, carnivorous killers. So, there will be some challenge in getting meat that is tender.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Really the only thing you can do then is grind 'em up for sausage, burgers & chilli.
     
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    You know, letting your people have "rights" and letting them "vote."

    I don't know about the dog comment, I was just joking. If dogs have souls then I think cows and fish would too.
     

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