Uhh...I'm not so sure that was the cow's butt. Now, I've never done anything like this, but I believe what they were doing was inseminating the cow, which is not done through the butt.
I tried not too look that close.. All I saw was a gloved arm going towards an opening at the back end of a cow...more than I really wanted to see.. Sonny, you have it backward....Paris is the skank....Lionel's little girl aint that bad.
Nope, neither chick is hot in my book. Another memorable Paris quote: "What's a soup kitchen?" I can't believe I'm strangely drawn to this show. I hated Anna Nicole, and never got into Jessica Simpson. Maybe its because I've seen one of these girls give head in the dark? Who knows? I'll probably continue watching it for the rest of the season, since it leads right into the best show on TV... "24"!!!!!
The arm up the cow's .... reminds me of the time my brother (a born city guy) bought and moved to a farm. One of his cows was having a breach birth and he called the neighbor to ask him what to do. He told him to stick his arm up there and turn the calf around. One thing he left off that was probably common sense to him but not my brother was to tie the cow down. Well the cow got impatient as my brother had his arm up her ... and was trying to turn the calf. The cow takes off and my brother left the barn door open. With his arm stuck up her... she goes running across the pasture with my brother in tow. Other than a broken arm and loss of pride (the neighbor (and then town) found out and had a real good laugh on him), he's ok.
I can't believe Paris has parents Nicole was punked on the red carpet - Reporter: Are you only famous because of your father? Nicole: No. I have a new TV show The Simple Life with Paris Hilton on Fox. Reporter: Okay, so when can we expect your sex video? Nicole: ...
I find it hard to believe this show is not scripted. At least to some extent. There is just no way someone doesn't know what Wal-Mart is. I don't care who you are. They're just using the same tactics that Jessica Simpson uses on her show...stupidity and ignorance. Except I think Jessica's is more real than this. I can't believe I find this entertaining.
Did you see the preview where they get jobs at Sonic? They put up "Anal" and "Salty Weiner" on the advertising board then got yelled at by the manager to take it down
