What is there to do in Houston?

Eat at one of our million restaurants

 

I agree..this is very true.

Texas and Houston rank pretty high in my opinion. Especially when you compare to midwest, Boston etc

 

Hire illegal immigrants to give you piggy back rides.

 

Move to a better city.

 

Check to make sure the oil derrick in your back yard is still flowing before you put on your cowboy hat and boots and ride your horse to church to praise our lord and savior, Rick Perry.

 

Sit under the swings and kiss in the dark.