Blue Moon. Can't stand that stuff, made for hippies, not me. Any light beer is just torture to me. I love Schlitz, like PBR, and can handle Old Style. Olympia and Busch Light were the only ones that give me any trouble.
Man this is an easy one. Shiner Summer Stock is the worst beer I've ever had, with St. Arnolds being a close second.
Who pisses in a beer can? You have really bad friends. In fact, they're not friends at all. If you've drank a beer that someone pissed in, you have been set up.
I think it was called Tuborg. We had pulled into our first port, Jebel Ali in the UAE. We had to have something to drink being sailors, but it seems everywhere we went all they had was this very very foul beer. The beer was truly wretched. You had to literally gulp it down because the taste. I couldn't even finish one. I have no idea how some of the other guys were able to drink more than one of that crap. I'm positive that none of beers mentioned above can hold a candle to how horrible this thing was. It literally made me gag it was so awful.
I was in Moscow a few years ago and they have this skunky beer called Baltika that everyone drinks there. It tastes like malt liquor with a charcoal flavor. Not a good tasting beer, but like Chappelle says, "It'll get you drunk!"
A faux German beer called Old Heidelburg...you know how good German beer sometimes has little bits of yeast in it...I swear this stuff has cork to simulate it.
Didn't they mention "Tuborg" in a Simpsons episode? I seem to recall Moe calling it "The beer of Danish Kings" For all of those who brought up Keystone I was talking to a friend of mine from CO today about bad beers and I asked him if Keystone was actually brewed in Keystone but apparently its brewed in Golden where they brew Coors. The rumor is is that Keystone is whatever is left in the Coors brewing tanks after bottling and then they mix all of that and bottle it as Keystone.
I think the particular batch you must have gotten was maybe improperly transported. Perhaps it was not temperature-controlled on the way down to the Middle East. I can assure you Tuborg is actually quite good. In fact, I much prefer it over Carlsberg when visiting Copenhagen.
