Whats weird is this needs to be sent to my wife. She doesn't typically do laundry, and when she does, my clothes get ruined. She never rinses dishes, and just throws them in the dishwasher and I have to end up rewashing them. She has just mastered cooking chicken on the Foreman, so now she can cook outside of HH. She is always sitting at the computer while I'm doing dishes/laundry. My wife is a terrible housewife. This and money are the two biggest issues I have with her.
These are good tips. Or you could just marry someone who won't chop your balls off over a dirty sock on the floor. (just sayin! :grin: )
Tip #11. If you look good, never take your shirt off in front of her friends. Never offer her money to watch her have sex with one of yours. Tip #12. Do not have a sex drive. Learn to masturbate on the run. Tip #13. Give her the illusion she has power and impacts your ability to make decisions. This is critical. Tip #14. Do not return her questions with questions of your own in the hopes of tiring her out. You will not. Answer them in a straight forward, concise manner and never change your story. Tip #15. Slip weight loss drugs into her morning drink if she starts to nest too much. Tip #16. Cherish routine and repetition. Just a few off the top of my head for the older, American demographic. I'm not married, btw.
ok, i understand how you could be confused. you are confused, i can see how. it's complicated, i don't feel like explaining everything in detail. i understand your point, you're right. it's illegal. simply put. there's no way around that. i have to grow up and accept it for what it is.
oh, kids. they put a strain on the marriage. it's a different ball game. as a matter of fact, it's a different sport.
