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What is the "real" reason Muslims don't eat pork?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Tree-Mac, Dec 21, 2010.

  1. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Didn't you hear? Zendejas is on suicide watch. After the game, he tried to hang himself but when he went to kick the chair out, he missed. I heard that the other day...
     
  2. R0ckets03

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    Tell me you don't feel like devouring this you little cannibal you!

    NSFW

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  3. DonkeyMagic

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    suddenly i'm crazing something more of the fish variety
     
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  4. DonkeyMagic

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    i'd rep you again if I could
     
  5. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Haha no worries, just spread the joke to all UA people, it's hilarious.
     
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    OH MY!!!!! I'm hungry all of a sudden.
     
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    You muslims are missin out on some good Mexican food, for realz!!!!
     
  8. Prince

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    The good thing about pork is it's guaranteed that you're NOT going to grow old.

    You wil die young.
     
  9. Jugdish

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    Grunch

    Because a stupid ****ing book told them not to do so.
     
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  10. Baqui99

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    Not sure if serious. When I'm back in Austin I enjoy throwing down a plate of enchiladas at Chuy's or some breakfast tacos from Magnolia cafe.
     
  11. s land balla

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    I think Mexican food has a lot more pork than Tex-Mex.
     
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    God I miss Tex-Mex, out here its just Mex..
     
  13. Baqui99

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    Interior Mexican right? Reminds me of a time during Spring Break at a taco stand in Cancun. Some dude next to me throws down several tacos at 4AM and yells out, "best damn dog I ever ate!"
     
  14. professorjay

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    Tryin to play me out like as if my name was Sega
     
  15. R0ckets03

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    Why would you go so out of your way to disrespect some people?
     
  16. krnxsnoopy

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    I would prefer 72 virgins because that way I can spend 1000 years on one virgin and then move on to the next one, eventually turning each virgin into a pro. My 72 virgins will last me 72,000 years.
     
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    I would go with 72 virgins as well. You pig ****ers can go eat my shorts.
     
  18. Pizza_Da_Hut

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    We're talking about pork, not porking!!! Big difference!!
     
  19. fba34

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    lol u americans n ur appetites. ive had pork before, all types, and i wouldnt feel like i missed out a huge part of living life if i hadnt had it. life is more than just what u can feed into ur mouths (food wise, not the naked lady with sushi on her naughty bits).
     
  20. Dr of Dunk

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    Mythbusters and other shows use pigs for ballistics tests for their similarities to humans. Other than that, I have no idea.
     

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