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What is the most pathetic thing you have ever done?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by YaosDirtyStache, Jan 21, 2011.

  1. Mr. Brightside

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    The end wasn't pathetic. Pretty honest and cool. The beginning was straight hustler. You would be rewarded for action like that at the firm I work for.
     
  2. TheChosenOne

    TheChosenOne Contributing Member

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    Holla atcha boy DRIZZY. 281-330-8004 son. DAMN.
     
  3. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    When I was a little kid (like 5) I crapped myself and wiped it on the wall. I then covered it with duct tape thinking nobody would notice.
     
  4. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    my ex-wife.
     
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  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Sex at a strip club and sex with a married. At least I didn't throw up on em I guess.
     
  6. dial1revenge

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    Cover breaking and not saying anything.

    Crisis averted.
     
  7. dmc89

    dmc89 Member

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    Humiliating another man in front of his GF and friends.

    It was outside a bar in downtown Austin. He had one too many to drink since he was acting belligerently. I accidentally bumped into him because it was so crowded (bars were closing, people coming out) and that set him off.

    Immediately, I apologized profusely, and walked far away even after he gave me a couple hard shoves. He kept calling me homophobic epithets since my buddy and I were wearing blazers and he followed us to our car.

    And then, he hurled his cell phone at the back of my head (I was climbing into the car) and launched himself at me.

    Long story short, I'd years of close combat training and took unfair advantage of it. Less than 30 sec. later, his face was bloody, his nose was broken, and some of his hair was in my mouth. He was cowering and whimpering on the ground as his posse looked on: I'd gone overboard.

    Deep down, I had been hoping to get into a fight to test my skills and boost my ego in front of his friends who'd been laughing at us earlier. But, I've since felt deeply ashamed for his GF crying at what I'd done to him, and the way my buddy and the other guy's friends looked at me - I looked "more feral than human" my friend would later say.

    There's a line between self-defense and subjecting a fellow human being to aggression. Ours can be a bloodthirsty culture which loves putting people on stage for merriment. Running away or not giving a good fight is seen as unmanly and cowardly.

    In hindsight, I would've just run away. It's foolish to uphold this puerile image of power in front of strangers you'll never meet again.
     
  8. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Banged this crazy skank after my break-up.

    Then she went ape**** on me after I told her to get lost and tried to sabotage my new relationship.


    Not my brightest moment.
     
  9. Rocketboi

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    Go to yesterdays game, even though I had a high fever, felt lightheaded, had a congested chest so I have short breath. And we got blown out. Sorry for the language, but that was bull****.
    Now I feel like crap. Even more.
     
  10. ryano2009

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    yeah am pretty sure you did.
     
  11. SpaceCityKid

    SpaceCityKid Rookie

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    Waste your time on someone "pathetic" what does that make you?

    Not gay.

    On a side note that dood is one of my nest friends right now. His sister on the other hand is now a slut.
     
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    Once again, SCK makes YDS his little b****. Owned over and over again.
     
  13. RickRock713

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    :grin:
     
  14. Shroopy2

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    I don't see much humility out of people in these pathetic actions.
     

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