What is the most absurd first name you've heard?

I had a physics TA named sumdatta, pronounced some data. Oddly appropriate.

 

ALL NAMES
were MADE UP at one point
God didn't plot down a big book of names
and said use these

I don't find any name absurb
I mean . . .. not all names HAVE To have deep hidden Meanings

These names are just different
not good nor bad
just different

Rocket River

 

1. Pentium
2. Orzarka
3. Lexacura
4. Diamante'

 

I knew a girl named Margarita.

I assume her parents quite possibly may have been drinking at that time.

I also know someone with the name 'Candance'.

And then there are my aliases....

For my Maxim label: Tak Eitoff

For my Stuff label: Se Xualpervert

For my free Jelly Bellys: Peni Senvy

For my Yahoo! account: Stew Pidschitt

And finally, for my Botox information packet: Oldrinc Alhag

 

What about Propecia, Viagra, and Levitra. haha

 

Compared to some you guys have posted, Moon Unit and Dweezle are starting to sound kind of pedestrian...

 

unusual, can be funny, restaurant names.

>>>>a Chinese Restaurant in Jersey City, NJ named "Benito and Juanita's".

>>>> a trendy restaurant in Manhattan Beach, CA named "Senior Sushi"

 

If you wanna go restaurants and what not I still prefer the Chinese supermarket My Hoa.

 

Speaking of odd name combos, there was once a box whose name was "Julio Cesar Johnson".

 

Whoops.

Meant "boxer".

 

Tattooing a corporate logo like the Nike swoosh is sad enough. But naming your child after a product is a symptom of brain-washing.

 

There's always the *** Mi sushi and seafood buffet.

 

Phuc

 

My boss told me that he used to go to school with a girl named "Windy". Turned out that her parents were very *rural* and didn't know that the name "Wendy" was used for names, lol.

He said that she always had to correct people when they wrote her name down. They would look at her like she was from outer space and she would say, "Trust me. I know how to spell my own name. It is a long story."

 

I had another friend that said his doctor that performed his vasectomy was named Richard Chop, but went by a nickname for Richard is not Rich, Rick, or Richie.

True story supposedly...

 

Mah Noor.

Or maybe it was Ma Noor.

They sent an announcement about the baby's birth out to the entire company and I nearly fell out of my chair and died laughing. So tragic.

 

Actually, Nimrod is a biblical name - he was a great warrior and hunter.

-- droxford

 

This is for all y'all NASCAR haters out there: I swear to God that there is a driver who shows up on the circuit every once in a while whose name is BUCKSHOT JONES. There's also Sterling Marlin.

 

I have a friend named Canon and his sister is named Yashica...yup after the cameras...

 

My sister was helping out at a Vacation Bible School my church was holding. She told me about a girl named VaGina(pronounced Vah-Geena). That tripped me out.