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What is the most absurd first name you've heard?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Perrin, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Lil Pun

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    Damn, no edit! :mad:

    I also know girls named Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter.
     
  2. bnb

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    Peekaboo Street. One of the best athlete names ever! Even better than Moochie.
     
  3. A-Train

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    I hope you didn't live in Austin and name your kids Sixth and Mopaq
     
  4. Austin70

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    Does anyone remember when Nicolas Cage was on SNL, his name was ASSWIPE.
     
  5. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Wow. Surprisingly, no one has mentioned the PERFECT Simpons quote to accompany this thread:

    Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barclay, Barry, Barry, Bert, Bort...come on...Bort?
    Kid: Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a license plate!
    Mom: No! Come along Bort!
    Guy: Are you talking to me?
    Mom: No, my son's name is also Bort.
     
  6. mrpaige

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    Nope. Amarillo and Dallas... so they ended up Tyler and Preston, though I admit I did briefly fight for "Satchel" for one of them.
     
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    I know a man who named his two sons Harley and Levi
     
  8. mr_gootan

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    My brother's name is Nimrod
     
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    In Jr. High there was a kid whose name was Jack Meoff. Lucky for him he had a horrible skin affliction with huge scabbs all over his body so everyone made fun of that and not his name.

    When my son was born there was a baby born around the same day and the name on the sign on the door was "Arrizebeth"
     
  10. Austin70

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    Twins: Cinnamon and Candy, real names. ( the Candy was really Candace).
     
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    ROTFLMAO (luckily... )
    Man, being Mexican, I bet those were Mexican parents... I know that if you can roll those arRRRRRrsss you can win prizes in some states. I would hate that a name like that...
     
  12. UTweezer

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    poeple who name their dogs GUCCI are soemthing else
     
  13. codell

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    I swear, Im gone for a few hours .......................It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!
     
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    Yuleek Muhdeek
     
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    Haven't read through the thread, but I had a friend who's uncle's name was Jack Auflick.
     
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    I deal with Dr. MoronKeji Fagbemi. Classic.
     
  17. Two Sandwiches

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    Sorry bout the double post but I left a name off...:mad:

    A Friend of my parents who is a kindergarden teacher once had a student name ****head. It was pronounced Sha- Theed. That's just horrible.:D
     
  18. finalsbound

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    My old gf Porsche Guerrero.
     
  19. Ender120

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    Not absurd, just stupid:

    A girl at my school named her baby Abcde (pronounced ab-sa-dee). It's bad enough that an irresponsible person like this is being allowed to reproduce period, let alone at such a young age. And not only that, she's going to make sure her daughter is as ridiculed as she would be if I ever met her.

    How lazy can you be to not even bother thinking of a name for your child? How inconsiderate can you be? Surely she didn't think that it was creative, much as abstract art consisting of an upturned garbage can with an old boot resting atop it is not creative. Simply doing something that someone hasn't done before is not the only prerequisite for creativity. Your idea should also have merits or usefulness as well.
     
  20. bamaslammer

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    I would have to say:
    Ticonderoga- my mother had a child of that name in her Kindergarten class.
    Also Kenard, Kloricia, and others.
    Any of these made up names like De or La+any normal name. Example:
    DeBrandon
    DeDarius
    DeMonkevius

    My first wife was named Autumn. Not a bad name, but a BAD person for sure.
     

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