What is the best way to die?

I'd second this. If you need another person to speak with, you can email me as well.

 

As bad as things may get, just remember that most problems in life are temporary. Things will turn around and get better. It would be a shame for you to miss it by not being here.

Suicide is not the answer.

 

It may seem like its going overboard but if I were Clutch and had access to his phone number and address I'd probably call just to see if he is okay.

 

death by snoo-snoo!

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I think the best way to go would be to get shot in the back while you are having sex with the shooters chick. During penetration of course.

 

rite before u jizzzzzzzz on her face riteee ..... u c*m jizzzzzzin out when the bullet penetrate thur ur back ... as u make ur last moan!

 

LMAO! This may be just it.

 

Having a heart attack while having sex with a wild nympho.

 

Hanging is a slow death so I don't know about it getting better with time.

...unless you go Saddam style, which is a quick snap, would have to set it up right.






I'm joking, write an email to the guy, or get some help.

 

Seek some professional help.

As witnessed by the numerous posts that care little for your well-being, a public anonymous forum is not necessarily the best place for your cry for help.

 

I think a thread like this should be locked, for the sake of the op.

 

I'll nth the ability to have someone to talk to about this kind of stuff. I've entertained the idea periodically over the years, but I'd never go through with it just because no matter how bad **** gets... there's always something worth living for.

aim: travis0070
email: tstein@swbell.net

 

Dont listen to all these idiot post. I don't think they recognize the seriousness of this. What ever you do just be strong. don't ever think about taking your life. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

 

Odds are, the OP is having women issues. And this is sad, that we, as MEN let women get us into these positions. This is your world, OP, man up. And good luck.

 

I'm not sure what you are going through, but you shouldn't be talking to these people about it (other than those who have tried to reach out). If you are thinking of killing yourself, you should call this suicide hotline before making ANY decision.

1-800-784-2433
Toll free, 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week.

It's well worth it, give it a try.

I think if any of these fools had any sense of what you may be going through, they would show more compassion rather than encourage this. But unfortunately they are clowns armed with bad jokes. They are dim and their senses are dull.

Give the phone number a call before you make ANY decision too quickly. Trust me, alright?

 

It's best if you die on the upstroke. That way you get a free down stroke.

 

Pierced through the heart by the barb of a stingray while scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef while filming for your hit t.v. show Crocodile Hunter.

 

This. I had a suicide attempt some years back and they helped me get through to morning..and when the sun rose things weren't quite as bad. My life still isn't ideal..but its been years since I have considered leaving it.

 

death gatta be easy, cuz life is hard

 

Are you speaking from personal experience? Wow, that is quite a bargain! A regular spa is already $50.