What is Hell? (NOT a serious thread...don't worry)

do you really wear those?

serious question.

 

winner

 

Dallas. No doubt.

 

I see your:



and raise you:

 

^^

That makes me sad.

 

I want the Swoly-D shoes.. and that is not my answer.

 

It's probably not just the shoes - it's the David Carr jersey, the Texans #1 cap, and the Mario Williams sweat pants.

 

How old are you, grampy? That looks like an old man walking shoe...

 

yes,it is quite ironic that she is doing the conquering....she turned our relationship into a Police state It was hell.

( Here is some intelligence on the Fascist GF )

 

Daaaaamn, dude...I think I'd be willing to tolerate a little email hacking if I were tapping that. You can always get a new email address.

 

An oldie but still funny:

"A retiring pChem (Physical Chemistry) professor was composing his last exam for a graduate course in statistical thermodynamics. Being a bit bored, and with a well kept and wry sense of humor, he set a single question on the sheet:

"Is Hell endothermic or exothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

He had little idea what to expect, or how to grade the results, but decided to reward any student who was able to come up with a reasonable and consistent reply to this query.

One "A" was awarded.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. The top student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion on average, we can predict that all people and all souls go to hell on average. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Thus, there are two possible conditions:

1. ) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.

-OR-

2. ) If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

We can solve this (de)lemma with the 1990 postulation of Ms. Theresa LeClair, the woman who lived across the hall from me in first year residence. Since I have still not been successful in obtaining sexual relations with her, I know that condition two has not been met, and thus it can be concluded that condition one is true, and therefore that hell is exothermic."

http://www.psc.edu/~deerfiel/Jokes/pchem.html

 

Yessir, I do. I am NOT embarrassed or jump the gun like other people. I bought them before the start of the season and will keep wearing them even after the season.

How'd you know? You forgot the Texans' sweatshirt, Texans' gloves, Texans' windbreaker, and Texans' jacket. I DO have them.

"Thirty one years old... and STILL YOUNG, DUDE!" [name that movie]
Yeah, they're comfy. Close the door! You're lettin' in a draft! And get off my lawn!!! Damn kids.

 

ABSOLUTELY!!!

RR

 

Clown Dildos with teeth.

 

she looks like she has a bit too much between the legs, if you know what i mean.

 

Hell is not getting enough sleep, spending more than 1 day with my in-laws, and watching Star Jones eat any meal.

 

Hell is not getting the effin' half day off at a State Institution just before Christmas.

There's nothing wrong with not shaving, man. Besides, we tend to check that before we ask if they would like a "ride ride" from now on.

Really, man... would you turn that cutie down because she's got "too much between the legs"?

 

somehow i doubt he was talking about hair.

 

Then I don't know "what [he] mean". What do you think he's concerned with... too much DENIM?