i've been here awhile and know about the arpil fools trick but i wanted this "hakeem returns to the rockets" one so badly so i was anxious for it to come true. that's why i voted for it. all awesome though.
This one's funny: Medical Report has Rockets execs worried Posted: April 1, 2000 8:22 AM Fearing the worst, Kelvin Cato underwent an MRI, a brainscan, a series of blood tests and an enema Saturday night, and a team of doctors confirmed: He has no pulse and little chance of revival. "He's alive and doing fine," said one team physician. "But his heart doesn't pump and his blood doesn't flow. It's like he's lifeless out there." Speaking on the condition of anonymity, one doctor said his medical analysis classifies him as a dead tree.
I got a kick out of the Spurs fan site but the Rudy T goes to Michigan one was the one that got me. That one seemed like it was one that have been most likely to happen.
The Ewing one was my favorite. It was just believable enough that it took me a few minutes to realize what day it was. And reading the thread with a bunch of JVG haters complaining about him doing nothing but reuniting washed-up Knicks was greatness. .
Fearing the worst, Kelvin Cato underwent an MRI, a brainscan, a series of blood tests and an enema Saturday night, and a team of doctors confirmed: He has no pulse and little chance of revival. "He's alive and doing fine," said one team physician. "But his heart doesn't pump and his blood doesn't flow. It's like he's lifeless out there." Speaking on the condition of anonymity, one doctor said his medical analysis classifies him as a dead tree.
