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What is a newbie?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fatman510, May 3, 2003.

  1. Chance

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    115. If you don't sleep except on odd numbered hours.
     
  2. codell

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    You are starting to remind me more and more of Kramer.
     
  3. arkoe

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    116. You live in the continental US and still post anytime between 2 and 5 in the morning.
     
  4. rezdawg

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    117. You have an automatic transmission, but you go through the motions like your car is manual.
     
  5. KingCheetah

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    Kramers problem is not sleep, he is just paranoid. :D :D
     
  7. DrewP

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    In the tradition of Oskis nonsensible post.

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  8. Oski2005

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    119. You want to do it with the Orbitz gum lady and have her say "no matter what" multiple times during climax.
    120. Your Swiss Army knife is blue.
    121. You bought the Lisa Marie Presley CD.
    122. You buy every product that uses an Andrew W. K. song in it's commercial.
    123. You watched Bend it Like Beckham but are afraid to start a thread to discuss it.
    124. Your Moniker is the same as a veteran BBS members, except you add a number or a Mr. to the title.
    125. You don't know why DrewP called your post nonsensible when you are just trying to be funny in a weird way.
     
  9. Chance

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    126. You have a bolt sticking out of the side of your head.
    127. You practice origami with toilet tissue immidiately before soiling it.
    128. You speak for the trees.
    129. You make sure your front left tire is inflated to 35 psi, your front right to 35, your back left to 35, and your back right to 36 psi.
     
  10. underoverup

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    130. You try and give yourself a catchy name that has to do with Basketball and gambling.

    131. You want to go out on a date with someone from the BBS. :)
     
  11. Chance

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    132. You take the tobacco out of cloves, mix it with pipe tobacco, and smoke it in a waterbong.

    Hey people...my cable is screwed up which means no interent and no cable...Totally sucks. But that doesn't give you a reason to let this very important thread die on the vine. Get with the program!
     
  12. ILuvEddie33

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    What am I considered? Newbie (still) or.....?:D
     
  13. Mulder

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    Nah, and BTW I wasn't flaming you at all in the Rockets Roster Moves forum, just the REAL newbie who posted the Eddie G. pro-dope thread... for the tenth time... in the wrong forum... two weeks too late. Sheesh. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Tonaaayyyy

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    133. If you play trash basketball and tend to pose a slow motion dunk.
    134. If you eat ketchup with macaroni.
    135. If your shoe laces doesn't match your shoes.
    136. If you're the last person to read this thread and post it late :(
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    A newbie is anyone who asks "what is a newbie?" and still wonders until someone answers.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    PAULIE Rocked...!
     
  17. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    137. Reading or hearing the word pomegranate enrages you.
    138. You have ever said, "If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle."
    139. You think Captain Picard is the best Star Trek captain.
    140. You think there have only been 4 James Bonds.
    141. Headphones frighten you.
     
  18. Chance

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    142. You find sand oddly erotic.
    143. The smell of jazzersize classes reminds you of home cookin'.
    144. You start your day off by making a list of what you think your best friend will do today.
    145. You are an avid windsurfer.
    146. You workout to the Hocus Pocus Soundtrack.
     
  19. Tonaaayyyy

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    147. You visit Vegas for the first time and post it about seeing Francis :D :p *cough*FattyFat *cough*
     
  20. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    148. You keep track of days by relating them to the birthdates of BtVS cast members.
    149. You have ever written a fan-fiction, except a homoerotic transformers fanfic.
    150. You refuse to date people whose name is a verb.
     

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