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What is a newbie?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fatman510, May 3, 2003.

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  1. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    This thread is just getting ridiculous
     
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  2. fatman510

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    86. If you think this thread is just getting ridiculous ;)
    87. If you wear Steve Francis hats and jerseys proudly to Laker games even if the Rockets aren't playing
    88. If your moniker is clever
     
    #62 fatman510, May 5, 2003
  3. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    LMAO that was a good one. :D
     
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  4. Another Brother

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    89. If your porch caves in and you kill 3 dogs.

    (oh sorry that's another list)

    EDIT-
     
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  5. fatman510

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    Interesting, I've done that too...

    90. If you own a Hewlett Packard or Dell printer
     
    #65 fatman510, May 5, 2003
  6. Kam

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    So what does this have to do with newbies?
     
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  7. Another Brother

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    91. If you don't understand sarcasm and don't play if off well.
     
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    92. If you dont understand sarcastic remarks about a sarcastic remark.
     
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  9. Chance

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    You know you are a newbie if you answer yes to two of any of the items on the list.

    93. If you ever wore birkenstocks just to increase your chances of picking up a trannie.
    94. If you don't know how to hum.
    95. If you have ever paid a shoe shiner to 'put a nice gleam' on your bare feet just for the attention.
    96. If you have a 5 gallon jar full of shells.
     
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  10. Oski2005

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    97. If you believe we should officially adopt the metric system.
    98. If the first time you masturbated was to Betty and Veronica from Archie comics.
    99. If you read #98 and thought to yourself "damn, busted."
    100. If you start a contest for the most "respectable senior member" because you are a newbie biatch who wants all senior members to treat newbies like equals regardless of what they do.
     
    #70 Oski2005, May 5, 2003
  11. Kim

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    101. If you are totally lost about what this post has to do with newbies. ;)
     
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  12. don grahamleone

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    102. If you have not noticed that Kam's signature changes.
    103. If your porch caves in, but no dogs die.
    104. You have not met RM95 face to face.
     
    #72 don grahamleone, May 5, 2003
  13. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    102. If you are a guy, but your moniker makes people think you are a gal
    103. If your moniker is no more than 1 character different than another member
     
    #73 StupidMoniker, May 5, 2003
  14. Chance

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    104. You claim to have shaken Lynyrd Skynyrd's hand.
     
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  15. mr_gootan

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    105. if you put the "t" at the end of "maybe, maybe no"
    106. if you don't know what "plasmatic anus" smells like in the morning
    107. if you've never imagined HeyPartner playing strip bridge with his swinging friends
    108. If you think "Clutch" refers to grabbing your package
     
    #75 mr_gootan, May 5, 2003
  16. a la rockets

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    Than u mean to tell me that the "Most respectable bbs member" voted in the Rockets game threads is a newbie?!:D



    ALA
     
    #76 a la rockets, May 5, 2003
  17. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    110. I'd just like to point out that I skipped #109 intentionally, because Senior Members are not subject to ANY rules, including the laws of physics, thermodynamics, common sense, and proper integer counting.

    Take THAT, n00bs.
     
    #77 VesceySux, May 5, 2003
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    111. You order an anchovy pizza so that you can be like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
     
    #78 rezdawg, May 5, 2003
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    112. You order turtle pizza and scream at the delivery man, "Score one for the anchovies Baby".
     
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  20. arkoe

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    113. If your handle doesn't have any capital letters in it.
    114. If you post something that mocks yourself.

    Doh!
     
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