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What injury will TJ pick up next?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Amel, Feb 22, 2016.

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What injury will TJ pick up next?

  1. Cut his finger on a stripper thong

    9 vote(s)
    11.4%

  2. Fell off a hoverboard and brakes both of his legs

    16 vote(s)
    20.3%

  3. Penile fracture from a prostitute

    18 vote(s)
    22.8%

  4. Turf toe due to a celebration by scoring the winning basket in double OT against the Warriors

    7 vote(s)
    8.9%

  5. Injured his hand by sticking it into a pool table to grab a ball

    17 vote(s)
    21.5%

  6. Lower back strain due to trying to pot flowers for his grandma

    10 vote(s)
    12.7%

  7. Chopped his hand off by chopping wood for Christmas

    2 vote(s)
    2.5%
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  1. Bobbythegreat

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    Now that the Rockets just added yet another PF better than him to the roster someone might want to take his shoelaces away.
     
    #21 Bobbythegreat, Feb 22, 2016
  2. Mazulis

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    If I will bet my money , #5 is most realistic best list so far.
     
    #22 Mazulis, Feb 22, 2016
  3. Von Rafer

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    A yeast infection
     
    #23 Von Rafer, Feb 22, 2016
  4. DonKnock

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    Y'all some savages lolol
     
    #24 DonKnock, Feb 22, 2016
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    "Turf toe due to a celebration by scoring the winning basket in double OT against the Warriors"

    Of all the ideas mentioned so far this is the most unrealistic. You are implying that the Rockets will win a game vs the Warriors.
     
    #25 Swapshop, Feb 23, 2016
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    The Common Cold
     
    #26 bobloblaw, Mar 4, 2016
  7. J.R.

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    LOL This guy stays injured. He makes Derrick Rose look like an iron-man.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Terrence Jones out with upper respiratory infection. Did go thru part of practice. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Rockets?src=hash">#Rockets</a></p>&mdash; Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkBermanFox26/status/705803039962050564">March 4, 2016</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #27 J.R., Mar 4, 2016
  8. Camarograna2

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    he is cursed
     
    #28 Camarograna2, Mar 4, 2016
  9. DreamShook

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    Hobo curse.
     
    #29 DreamShook, Mar 4, 2016
  10. Joshfast

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    No the curse is when he's healthy and plays.

    When he's out it's a win for the Rockets, gives us a chance.
     
    #30 Joshfast, Mar 4, 2016
  11. Haymitch

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    Putting on my DD tinfoil hat and sweatpants, I wonder if this is real or fake? Maybe he/Rockets are faking this so he can save face for his upcoming free agency?
     
    #31 Haymitch, Mar 4, 2016
  12. heypartner

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    That is a common hobo "injury."
     
    #32 heypartner, Mar 4, 2016
  13. Bobbythegreat

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    We can all hope he keeps that cold for the rest of the season.
     
    #33 Bobbythegreat, Mar 4, 2016
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    #34 studogg, Mar 4, 2016
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    Klebsiella pneumonia, for you med nerds out there.

    For everybody else, TJones is out with "the shakes".
     
    #35 Spacemoth, Mar 4, 2016
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    Back injury
     
    #36 Cstyle42, Mar 4, 2016
  17. OpenLayup-Why3?

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    And you call DMo "always injured" when he had 1 injury
     
    #37 OpenLayup-Why3?, Mar 4, 2016
  18. TheRealist137

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    LOL. Jones truly gets the most random injuries of all time.
     
    #38 TheRealist137, Mar 4, 2016
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    Lacerated Clitoris working for next years contract?
     
    #39 tim562, Mar 4, 2016
  20. Pen15clubber

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    Such an angry little boy
     
    #40 Pen15clubber, Mar 4, 2016
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