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  1. Sweet Lou 4 2

    Sweet Lou 4 2 Member

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    Houston ICBM's.

    That would be a cool name for our team going forward.

    Houston nukes L.A. back to the stone age in 164-78 victory.
    Houston ICBM's to make intercontinental trip to China during 2015 NBA preseason
    Hawks are no match for warheads
    Spurs vaporized by long range strikes
    Mavs have no response to Houston's preemptive strike in 1st quarter.
    D.C. gets hits by barrage of ICBM's and never recovers
    Many teams complaining about radioactive play of Beverly

    Plus Howard kinda already looks like an ICBM. He certainly moves laterally like one.
     
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  2. Sweet Lou 4 2

    Sweet Lou 4 2 Member

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    What if I told you that Mozart wrote the tune.
     
  3. Amel

    Amel Member

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    Houston Teslas?

    Sponsored by Tesla
     
  4. Tfor3

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    What if I told you I still believe in Superman:confused:


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  5. baubo

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    So we become a space object capable of destroying the world?
     
  6. EightDoobies

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    Houston Tigers.
     
  7. javal_lon

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    Houston Harden and Dem
     
  8. bobloblaw

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    Houston Screwed and Chopped
     
  10. bluffkin

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    I don't understand this, a Rocket is a Space Ship b/c of NASA. I don't see what is violent about sending people to the Moon and soon to Mars.
     
  11. oelman44

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    I could actually definitely see this being a professional team name. You could definitely do something cool with the logo's/uniforms/mascots with a team name like that.
     
  12. HamJam

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    My 10 year old son and I were trying to think of a better name for the Texans (since that is one of the stupidest load of crap things to name a sports team imaginable), something to go along better with Rockets and Astros, something cool and space related, and I think he came up with the best option:

    The Void.

    Now that is a cool name for a sports team in Space City. Imagine if they had a great defense. Prepare to enter the Void b**tches.

    And, yes, I do think this is evidence that nerdiness is inheritable.
     
  13. IzakDavid13

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    Shouldn't Denver be named 'The Blazers?'
     
  14. BamBam

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    I'd rather live a life of "Oh Wells",
    than a life of "What Ifs".....;)
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  15. BabySeal

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    I think the people say we are Houston LinMings.

    It a name to give because my two favorite players ever!!!

    GO LinMings
     
  16. rocketsballin

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    The Houston First Rounders
     
  17. Panda23

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    goddamit someone rep this man.
     
  18. gogispade

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    Houston Beards
     
  19. No Worries

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    Embrace the space rocket violence!

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  20. Theking

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    Houston headbands
     

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