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What if Jeremy decided to be a Rocket Scientist instead of become a Rocket

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Sep 14, 2013.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    At 6'3 and 200 lbs with a Cuttino-class first step,,,What if Harvard grad became a Rocket Scientist, instead, fockass'd on creating the best Rocket ever made

    Between him and MIT grad Morey, would they be able to clone the Dream
     
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  2. Mr. Clutch

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    Then this thread wouldn't exist
     
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  3. platypus

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    Cocaine is a hellavua drug.
     
  4. dragician

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    The Power of HP.
     
  5. coachbadlee

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    What if ifs and ands were pots and pans? Would the world be a kitchen?
     
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    Yes it would it would just be "What if Jeremy decided to be a Houston Rocket instead of become a Rocket Scientist" in some other forum :grin:
     
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  7. Jontro

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    Linpossible. He'd regularly drop equipments during work.
     
  8. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    interesting comments.

    so does no one else agree with me in saying that Jeremy is so awesome and smart (combined with explosive Cuttino speed) that he could have become a great Rocket Scientist, to create the best Rocket ever!
     
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    He'd be sitting on a bench.
     
  10. Mr. Dominant

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    This is completely off topic and probably silly.

    But......... are you related to THE "Clutch"?

    Spiritually, physically, emotionally.....

    Or.............................?

    Everytime I see your name I ALWAYS mistake it for the REAL clutch.

    :confused:
     
  11. BamBam

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    I don't know, let me think about it....:eek:
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    .......
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  12. TurtleBonzi

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    What if Omer decided to change his name to Homer?
     
  13. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    So now this all makes sense. Just like Mr Clutch is not really Clutch. you are not really Dominant, either. You're just Mr. Dominant.
     
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    We'd actually have a PG on our team instead of a "marketing tool"...
     
  15. Mr. Dominant

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    Haha, I really was in the mood for a goofy comment.

    But on the real, Mr. Clutch deceives me all the time, haha. Every time I see his name, I ALWAYS mistake him for the real Clutch.

    Sorry to both of you! Clutch, sir and, Mr. Clutch, sir.
     
  16. sirbaihu

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    Did you know that not everyone who goes to Harvard is a genius?

    Did you know that not every genius goes to Harvard?

    I'm wondering whether this fascination with Lin's "brains" isn't itself coming out of a stereotype (two, actually: one about Asians and one about Harvard).

    Raise your hand if you believe Lin is smarter than you.
     
  17. hltiki

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    then the GARM wouldn't be half as interesting.
     
  18. NotInMyHouse

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    Asians and graduates of Harvard being intelligent as a stereotype isn't exactly negative. Not sure of the harm here. Have you ever been offended or slighted for being considered intelligent or Harvard alumni?
     
  19. Nawad70

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    You became a member in 1999, I thought you were suppose to hate Lin???
     
  20. hltiki

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    You're missing the point of what stereotypes are. It doesn't matter if a stereotype is good or bad, the inevitable truth about stereotypes is that they generalize and thus dehumanize an individual, taking away what it means to be an unique human being, an individual.
     
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