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What Happened to Me?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lil Pun, May 31, 2003.

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  1. NYKRule

    NYKRule Member

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    I wish I could be you.
     
    #21 NYKRule, Jun 3, 2003
  2. Nomar

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    I woke up one time and i couldn't breathe. But it passed.
     
    #22 Nomar, Jun 3, 2003
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    This printed from the journal of medicine.

    ....On occasion a person may fall asleep in an un-natural position, causing a temporary loss of muscle control and functionality of one's extremities. Upon waking, and before blood flow has returned to normal a person may experience a loss of normal functioning activities, such as walking or grabbing an object. The only known cause of this temporary paralysis is latent homosexuality. The only cure is an opening of the closet door...


    So, there you have it...straight from the doctor's mouth...

    Good luck...

    DD
     
    #23 DaDakota, Jun 3, 2003
  4. Truth

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    LMAO. That is great.
     
    #24 Truth, Jun 3, 2003
  5. Lil Pun

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    I must have been dreaming then.
     
    #25 Lil Pun, Jun 3, 2003
  6. a la rockets

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    Yup,was going to suggest solutions 1 or 2,but wouls leaning more towards 1.
    Nothing to worry about.


    ALA
     
    #26 a la rockets, Jun 3, 2003
  7. A-Train

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    What happened to you? Well, to put it simply, you've become a lazy-ass...welcome to the club, your membership packet should be arriving within the week...
     
    #27 A-Train, Jun 3, 2003
  8. KingCheetah

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    Sleep paralysis has been documented for thousands of years...if you want to get the creeps look up "old hag syndrome" or "Shadow people". :eek:
     
    #28 KingCheetah, Jun 3, 2003
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