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what do you think the opposite sex thinks?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by peleincubus, May 30, 2004.

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  1. macalu

    macalu Member

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    girls think guys are turds unless they make a move. in other words, if you're ever gonna get out of the friend zone, don't just stand there with your hands in your pants every time she talks to you. also, i think women don't want guys that respect them. don't get me wrong, they don't want guys to disrepect them either. they just prefer someone who will put them in there place. it's more important that they respect the guy, than vice versa. and lastly, always give them the impression that you have no problem leaving them. this will drive them nuts b/c in they'll always be thinking that you can do better. as a result, she'll never take you for granted.
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

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    She was looking at your man-boobs?

    queue the Seinfeld quotes...


    Seriously, I think women think I'm shy at first but once they get to know me, I'm totally different. When ever I get set up (with 3 girls in my band, I get set up A LOT), the girl will tell me that her friend described me as cute, funny, and sweet. The problem is that my humor is of the self-depreciating kind, so sometimes women don't "get it" and don't realize that I'm kidding and I end up coming across as unconfident. I'm trying to cut down on the self-depreciating humor.
     
  3. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Pretty funny. Back in the day, when I first met my old lady, I used to wear very tight, very thin bell bottom jeans without underwear. (I did the, "I'm free, baby! And I'm lovin' it!" thing for years.) Much later (not much later), after we became, uh, very close, she told me that it would drive her crazy... she loved the fact that there was little left to the imagination, and that it left her wanting to see the rest and thinking about it all the time. Of course, life being the way it was then, she didn't have that long to wait! ;)
     
  4. bamaslammer

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    Women are much more sexual than we give them credit for. Make that waaaaaaaay more sexual. Which is good!:D
     
  5. Deckard

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    Ain't that the truth! Some of these folks have no idea. :cool:
     
  6. TheFreak

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    Eww.
     
  7. Deckard

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    Freak, you had to be there.
     
  8. thadeus

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    They think:

    "Omigod! OMIGOD! Isn't that Joey Tempest from Europe, the greatest eurometal band EVER?"

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Uncle_Tim

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    I don't think I know what they think. I know what they think. They know I know what they think and I know they know I know what they think. They think, "He's a sexy b****."
     
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    Uncle_Tim is a prime example of why the mentally disturbed should not be allowed near a computer:D
     
  11. pradaxpimp

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    say something funny then
     
  12. pradaxpimp

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    LITTLE :D
     
  13. ima_drummer2k

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    I just found out the women I work with all think I'm a "player".

    Man, do I have them fooled. They have no idea what a dork I am.
     
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    I saw that link to your band's site and I can only hope from what you've said that you are the one wearing the pink ruffly shirt. :D
     
  15. Sane

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    Regular jeans. I admit I may be a bit "out there", but that's no reason to stare like that. Seriously, it's the most uncomforteable thing in the world. It's a good thing females don't feel that way when we look at their boobs and butts.
     
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    I'm seen as the ringleader. I'm the louder, more outgoing one. My sarcastic humor sometimes leads me to be the "mean one" or this beyatch.
     
  17. Rocketman95

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    Oh man, I heard a great bit on XM Comedy the other day about girls like you. :D
     
  18. Uncle_Tim

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    Touche. It only happens when I'm near a computer...it's really weird.

    Baby carrot?
     
  19. Deckard

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    Dude, I could carry on about how she was thinking the opposite, which was the case, but that might sound immature, so I won't. ;)
     
  20. GreenVegan76

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    My wife keeps my dick in a jar in the kitchen, so I don't know how to answer this question.
     

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