I usually read food or outdoor magazines, so I'm thinking on how to get to the next dump. There are few things that are as satisfying as a good dump.
Well, I can tell you for sure that right now I'm thinking that I should've took it easy on the crawfish tails at Papadeaux's last night. Spicy in, spicy out.
I think about hoping the TP doesn't run out, and that the dreaded, having to yell for someone to bring me another roll situation doesn't happen.
Taking number 2. Unless I have really solid stool, I have to concentrate on properly shooting it out and not closing my sphincter prematurely and leaving paste inside that's hard to get out. I concentrate on my poop.
Didn't want to start a new poo thread, but what is the correct stance when taking a dump? I usually take a 30 min dump (often on office dime) and when I get up my knees hurt bad for a bit. Pics would help.