What do you think about while going #2

I usually read food or outdoor magazines, so I'm thinking on how to get to the next dump. There are few things that are as satisfying as a good dump.

 

Im on clutchfans about 96% of the time im pooping, like I am now.

 

Like carbon fiber?

 

Well, I can tell you for sure that right now I'm thinking that I should've took it easy on the crawfish tails at Papadeaux's last night. Spicy in, spicy out.

 

Usually its, is anyone here to smell this?

 

whatever I'm reading on Clutchfans.

 

these poo threads are getting annoying.

 

I think about hoping the TP doesn't run out, and that the dreaded, having to yell for someone to bring me another roll situation doesn't happen.

 

Taking number 2. Unless I have really solid stool, I have to concentrate on properly shooting it out and not closing my sphincter prematurely and leaving paste inside that's hard to get out.

I concentrate on my poop.

 

The Price is Right

 

Didn't want to start a new poo thread, but what is the correct stance when taking a dump? I usually take a 30 min dump (often on office dime) and when I get up my knees hurt bad for a bit.

Pics would help.