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What do you guys think of my trashtalking in basketball?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jan 16, 2012.

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  1. pmac

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    It's gotta be him. I don't even know the guy but the posting/humor style is too similar and it's perfect timing.
     
    #81 pmac, Jan 17, 2012
  2. paulftsk

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    I'm definitely not moes. Come to UH and realize the hammer.
     
    #82 paulftsk, Jan 17, 2012
  3. dandorotik

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    Because your music hits us so hard, makes us yell, "O My Lord"?
     
    #83 dandorotik, Jan 17, 2012
  4. BmwM3

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    When I take a shot, and someone yells out "short!", and it goes in. I say, "Your Dick!"

    I'm not good at this.
     
    #84 BmwM3, Jan 17, 2012
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    #85 leroy, Jan 17, 2012
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  7. Blurr#7

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    No need for trash talk. It is more effective to dunk the ball, then proceed to rubs ones testicles completely around your victims head and face.
     
    #87 Blurr#7, Jan 17, 2012
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  8. paulftsk

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    Repped.

    I am going to play my first game at the rec right now. If you hear my opponent crying in agony, you will know which court I am at.
     
    #88 paulftsk, Jan 17, 2012
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    I say this one all the time.

    I took that one down town ...just like yo mamma last night.

    Or

    Which ball were you guarding, this big orange one or this bigger one down here. Ohhhh, that one really get them steaming angry.

    Or

    Hold up everyone, my grandma got next.
     
    #89 krosfyah, Jan 17, 2012
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  10. Apps

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    If I make a shot I stare down my defender, get up in his face, and say "I'm going to ****in' stab your entire family till they ****in' die."
     
    #90 Apps, Jan 17, 2012
  11. Dedalus

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    Hahaha is dis guy a serious? I would beat you in one on one wit my hands tied
     
    #91 Dedalus, Jan 17, 2012
  12. NotInMyHouse

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    What, no "Shake and bake"?

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    #92 NotInMyHouse, Jan 17, 2012
  13. BEAT LA

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    I bark like a dog whenever someone on the other team gets an open look. It throws them off. :grin:
     
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    Brah, don't let the haters get to you brah, all I gotta say is brahvo for your trash talk brah.
     
    #94 Treeza, Jan 17, 2012
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    #95 BEAT LA, Jan 17, 2012
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    Sorry but that's weak... brah.
     
    #96 dachuda86, Jan 17, 2012
  17. paulftsk

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    Repped. And if anyone wanted to know, I just got done showering after a long day of hooping. I probably went 14-5 in wins today. I should have went 19-0 but I got tired and had to relegate the point guard duties to my teammates.
     
    #97 paulftsk, Jan 17, 2012
  18. BEAT LA

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    Did you get into any intense squabbles with your opponents?
     
    #98 BEAT LA, Jan 17, 2012
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    "man's game, b****", "step your your game up", or shouting "bohica" are all appropriate responses when stealing the ball, blocking a shot, or draining a j.
     
    #99 OmegaSupreme, Jan 18, 2012
  20. smokieethabear

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    Every bucket I make I just say "BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE..... BRAH!"
     
    #100 smokieethabear, Jan 18, 2012
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