Everything mentioned. Plus... It penetrates the water and goes right down the pipe. No wipe, no flush. The perfect turd.
XCHARGED. This... this is GENIUS. Please do me proud and keep in mind that the colors are in this order. NOT in this order. I would like to see some pictures, if you please, sir. (or just call my extension and I'll come over to the stall to photograph it if it's during working hours...)
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
It is similar, yes, sir, it is... so yes, it would. I think you might be making a reference to EPISODE III. swilkins, I think you may have the formula there. Save water, eh? Clever.
I'm only speaking from personal experience. Of course you don't know if you need to wipe unless you wipe. I guess if you suspect, you could only use 1 square. That way you can admit to having a 1 square phantom.
If you didn't actually need it, don't flush it. Set it on the tank top or put it in your pocket and use it the next time...
