I just want a girl that I can be myself around. One that won't be afraid to tell me I'm being a douche bag, and one that won't get mad when I tell her she's acting totally stupid. I found her already.
She will listen to me When i want to speak About the world we live in And life in general Though my views may be wrong They may even be perverted She'll hear me out And won't easily be converted To my way of thinking In fact she'll often disagree But at the end of it all She will understand me Aaaahhhhh....
Can cook, clean, is loyal, beautiful, easy to please, great in the sack, can read/understand my mind, can turn lead to gold, and could be the perfect mother but not make the children hate their father. Haven't found her yet...
Okay, this post is too lucid to be a "drunk post". A drunk post is one that has random misspellings and letters capitalized for no apparent reason like this: AlL I eva wAnTed frum woMAN iz bess frind & soME1 tHAt i can C mysef spENdin tha RESSofa lIVE with - ****, i'm ****ing dRUnk RitE NoW!! Now THAT is a drunk post, Harrisment!
Men want: #1 Sex...with enthusiasm #2 Looks...It is a requirement for our egos. You may not be physically blessed but make the effort to look the best you can (yes we are shallow) #3 Companionship ...enjoy doing stuff that we like. Laugh, smile, joke, cut us slack #4 Maternal Instinct ...we are little boys who need our mommies to feed us, do our laundry etc. etc. If we want children you need to mommy them too. #5 Sanity... no shopaholics, overbearing mother-in-laws, jealousy freaks etc. Yes it is a hard task and we are not really worth it. If I were a woman I would defintely be a lesbian.
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your lover She said it’s really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover
If you have to ask, you're missing what we want already. While all people "pretend" that they have a list of wants, they really don't. Confidence in yourself and what you have to offer will satisfy all of men's typical idiosyncriatic wants.
Guys want to be respected as men without condescending attempts to "change" them, the unconditional loyalty, friendship, and honesty that's part of real love, and the softness, thoughtfulness, and caring that a woman can give that makes a guy feel special in this world. Just kidding...
Why? It would get like three responses from the women here and then all the men would b**** about it. It would end up in D&D with Trader Jorge listing psychological warfare techniques followed by CASE CLOSED See, I capsulized it in one post with none of the mess.
