ARTEST: You see Jackie, I can deal with Kobe's flying elbows, and the dirty knees, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want mvp trophies. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty blue cardigan sweater and with your hollywood academy award winning mouth and extend me some ****ing courtesy. I've earned that! You gotta ask me nicely. Nicholson:Answer the question. ARTEST: You want answers? Nicholson: I think I'm entitled. ARTEST:: You want answers? Nicholson: I want the truth! ARTEST:: You can't handle the truth! You ****in' people. You have no idea how to be a fan. You think because you can afford a ****ing seat in the front row that you can come out here and scream whatever you want. You think Fisher is right. That punkass just tried to take Scolas head off and Kobe's a punk ass dirty player. If this was 10 years ago I would break off a leg from the scorers table and stab it in his heart. Your dirty comments put your own players's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son. Nicholson: Don't call me son. I'm an academy award winning actor. And you're ejected out of the game, you son of a b****.
I find it annoying when he stands up, and starts barking at the refs. Sit your ass down...you're nobody special at Laker games...just another fan.
"I hear u have a sore throat huh??? guess kobe did too much work with his **** in ur throat last nite"
hahaha... I thought it was Donald Sutherland too, but after seeing this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Adler I'm sure that's the guy.