my ex-gf is a dead ringer for a p*rn star. she's short, asian, and looks 10 years younger than her age. you figure it out.
My girl's got a big mouth with which she babbles a lot. She laughs at most everything whether it's funny or not. And if you see her, tell her it's over now. I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf. When I'm away she never leaves the house. I want a girl who laughs for no one else. My girl's got eyeballs in the back of her head. She looks around and around, you know, it makes me sad to see her like that. Please don't believe her. She says that for anyone. And if you see her tell her it's a hey, hey hey hey!
lol all my pics of my ex got burned and I'm not about to go google for the pornstar. actually come to think of it, one of my best friends went out with a girl who does amateur web p*rn now. I think her stage name is Nikki something. Hung out with her a couple of times, you'd never think she was like that.
Doesn't it always happen like that? I know Rocket knows a girl that ended up in Playboy. I think he sorta dated her but I'm not really sure.
I was shocked when he showed me the pics. She was pretty down to earth and seemed to have a lot of friends, so it wasn't like she was depressed or anything. I think she went into it like a few months after they broke up. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, one of his ex-girlfriends (he was with her on and off for 3 years) became a lesbian and started going out with another girl who also used to date him. And yes, it is something I stil make fun of him about.
HAHA. This guy is having a hard time with the ladies, isn't he? I wish I had a friend who was that much fun.
lol his counterpoint is that the he ruined them for all other guys, so they turned to girls instead. I'll give him that point on his birthday and when I'm feeling generous.
It is really good point. I think Astro has probably officially ruined me for all other men too, so if this marriage thing we're heading towards doesn't work out I'm kinda screwed.
No, it's ASIA CARRERA... ... c'mon, people... show your knowledge! Anyway, dude... the chick at first looks like Eva Longoria mixed with Ali Landry then Jenifer Aniston... then that oldest girl from Mrs. Doubtfire... Ms. Jakob... she's older now. finalsbound, YES.
