What can I do to get out of the doghouse with wife?

"Honey I don't know what you are doing for dinner tonight but I am eating at the 'Y'"


Always does the trick-eroonie

 

Be the bad boy. women love that

 

I'm not married, so maybe I'm being a little too optimistic about how things work out ... but a nice continental breakfast, fresh colorful fruits, fluffy omelet, bread, OJ ... mmmm. Don't forget the vase with fresh flowers. A warm bath ... then take her shopping. How cool would that to be, that you're actually interested in the things she wants to shop for (I'm sure she'll know you're trying very hard, and will appreciate it that much more)

A Pretty Woman treatment would totally rock. Surprise her with a new outfit that you've actually spent some thought on, help her get dressed, comment on the hair, pick out the right shoes ... basically be sensitive and attentive to the details ... you know how you like her, just play with it.

The evening should consist of her looking ravishing, you dressed up at an exclusive dinner spot in town, followed by either returning home to relax after the day (folks have mentioned massages). I think a movie is a very bad ending for such a day ... very unromantic. Or an arts show, local theater.

EDIT: If the shopping is too much, you should drop her off at the spa, then pick her up and have a nice lunch prepared when you return, and then the rest follows as is.

Maybe I've said too much!

 

Im not sure about the whole flower/roses thing. I know all woman are different, but the majority of the women that I ever dated, including my wife, saw flowers as the easy way out so to speak. (i.e. ......doesnt require alot of thought).

My wife and I celebrated our 1st anniversary this past weekend and for a gift, I got her a very elegant picture frame and gave a photo place one of our wedding pictures and had them blow up the part of the picture that showed both of our hands with our wedding bans on. My wife almost cried and said she loved it and said it was very thoughtful. So if you are married, you might want to try that. Worked for me!


BTW .....eating one year old wedding cake is a vastly overated experience!!!!!!!!! Im still sick to my stomach.

 

and take her out to the gun range

 

Don't ask me...I'm divorced...

 

you lucky b*stard!

 

you lucky b*stard!

 

Only when I have my son.

 

I am very sure about the flowers thing. They always work Women may want you to work harder but ...

 

You gotta be more of a giver. Shave first. Altoids are sorta fun, but run that by her first.

 

Stay away from jolly ranchers though....they'll give her a yeast infection.

 

I wasn't in the doghouse but my wife went to spend some time with her sister,whose daughter was having major surgery ...Thank God she is recovering well

Anyway my wife likes the shows Changing Rooms/Trading Spaces...So while she was gone me and the kids completely remodeled our kitchen and bedroom.We worked on it from the time she left and didn't finish until minutes before we had to go to the airport to pick her up...8 straight days

We kept it secret and she was quite shocked and pleased..She left thinking we would destroy the house or kill each other.

It was a lot of fun,we even used the camera and made our own little episode of Trading Spaces..

If you ever have a chance to pull something like that off give it a try...I'll probably get my way with just about everything for the next 6-8 months ..hmmm that reminds me ,there is this big screen I have my eye on

 

My wife loves Trading Spaces (Amy Wynn is hot)/Changing Rooms/While You Were Out also. Ugh! Some of the stuff they do on those shows is awful. Unfortunately thats a pact that my wife and I have. She watches/attends Rocket games with me and I have to watch those shows.

 

Lick the alphabet...in script

 

I think women like a good schtooping as opposed to a good slurpping. Correct me if I'm wrong, BTW here are a few suggestions...

1. Do it in the mirror, slap that butt and tell her that it ain't fat.
2. Do it for an hour, then tell her that you love the smell of the 'booty gravy'.
3. Do it deep, and as she tries to push away the depth, gently move her hand and explain to her whose driving.
4. When you hear 'that' noise, you need not worry, it's merely 'love air' giggle to yourself and carry on.
5. Let her get on top for some work then flip her on the floor WWE style (they love that).

If these don't work get at me, I' ve got more

 

Thank you for the laugh!

 

booty gravy

That phrase will be like a song I can't get out of my head.

 

Just another day in the BBS.


POLE,

Try getting it out of your nostrils!

 

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