Me too, which is borderline ironic, because I'd like to take a Phillips-head screwdriver to the face of the real Donny Most.
i don't know if it's still his sig, but i love Jeff's allen iverson sig b/c it's just seems so true. my favorite non-comedy sig ever. lots of others crack me up, but as usual, i can't think of them off the top of my head.
Family Guy quotes are always great sig material....especially Stewie ones... "Victory is mine!" "It's not so much that I want to kill her. it's just that I don't want her to be alive anymore." " Yes, do you want breakfast or would you rather chew on your own ass as usual?." Stewie: "Oh my, look where my hand is.. I say look where my hand is. It's in a very naughty place.(finger in nose).. Does this not disgust you?" Brian: "Kid you're talking to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper." "What's that? Oh Yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo coo for crack." " I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that. Did you just tell me what I love? Emm. Write this down you toad faced frump. I love pancakes." "Flappy! Good news! I've decided not to kill you."
I love those two signatures. That Teddy Ruxpin signature captures the wierdness of the Teddy Ruxpin phenomenon perfectly. Another favorite of mine was someone quoted Mr. Gootan's post when he changed the quote from the Matrix to make it like Rudy was talking to Yao. Rudy "You must not try to bend the Kelvin, only realize the truth" Yao " What truth" Rudy "There is no Kelvin" Yao "There is no Kelvin?" Rudy "Yes, it is not the Kelvin that bends, it is your mind" or something like that. Mr. Mooch's religious bumper stickers was funny, and Boom boom's link to the maybe, maybe no thread.