What are you thinking about right now?

- I'm pissed that there's 12 Astro threads and only 1 Texan thread in the Houston forum. The Astros are DONE. Time to move on.

- I like this 7 to 4 shift I'm working. I beat the traffic in, and beat the traffic out.

- I hope I can pinch off a loaf before lunch. Maybe I'll drink some coffee. That always seems to work.

 

You can find the ugliest women in the city of Houston at my 24 Hour Fitness gym at 4:00 AM.

I have a new word for working out at my gym at that time of the morning during the week:

Whale Watching

 

Now I'm thinking about queso. God, I miss queso. Do you hear me, God? Send queso. Amen.

 

t*tties, beer, cigarettes, p***y, t*tties