Damn, if I had to eat to****ey on thanksgiving, I'd brag about it non-stop to make myself sound morally superior. Just to cope with the trauma. Have you tried yellow jellyfish with sesame?
Pie's are done. 1 turkey is in the Roaster. Ham is in the oven. Greenbeans are snapped and ready to go. Corn is shucked and waiting. Yeast rolls dough is rising. Oil is measured and in the fryer. Frying turkey has been injected. It's on.