What are you asking/giving for Christmas this year?

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?

No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice.

But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize!

Here we go.

First, the sex thing. We go with that.

Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids.

Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish.



And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

 

/thread

 

I bought mt daughter a PSP, 3 games, and a couple of movies for her PSP. From Santa shes getting her I Carly dolls, and some clothes.

As far as a gift for myself, being able to buy her those things is my gift. Times have been rough this year, so being able to give her a good Christmas left me pretty much broke for the Christmas season.

 

Rockets gear and or house decor.

 

actually, ^^^ that sounds like me, and I bet a lot of others this year, so NOW /thread (except I know others will and probably should post).

 

For the last several months, my wife and I have been buying up all the spare Geo-tracks parts we can find on ebay and craigslist. After my 3 year old goes to bed Christmas eve, we are going to turn our entire house into a train wonderland for him. Christmas morning should be fun... :grin:

Got my wife a Bluetooth speaker phone for the car. We're getting new windows for the house early next year, so that is the extent of Christmas for us this year.

 

Giving wife Dooney Purse, 2 kids get PSP's, one gets a DSi, and all and 32" LCD TV's.

I'm getting a fishing kayak.

 

Me too. What is it with those things? $250 for a purse??

FYI, I found one online for $170 at a place called Boscovs.

 

Excellent! I'll look it up. My kayak is going to set us back $400.00 so I need to get the best deal I can on the rest of the Christmas gifts.

 

I got my wife a bluetooth headset and a Wii.
I got my son too much.
I'm getting a drill and patio set that I know of. I didn't ask for anything besides the patio set.