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What are some good excuses for calling in sick?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TexasStake, Feb 16, 2014.

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  1. mrm32

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    Say you burned your foot with a George Foreman grill.
     
    #41 mrm32, Feb 16, 2014
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    Flu Like Symptoms
     
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  3. TexasStake

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    yeah I called... just said I woke up feeling bad... sure enough I get the 1 guy out of the 4 managers we have to talk to who actually cares if i call in or not and hes like "so I guess the other guys will have to work a little bit harder then huh?"

    This same guy told me last week he hasn't missed a day of work in 28 years and sadly I lost a little respect for the guy for saying that being it would probably mean his work has come before spending time and missing out on special days with his family. When he's laying on his deathbed he'll regret not missing more work to spend more time with his kids/family.
     
    #43 TexasStake, Feb 16, 2014
  4. Haymitch

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    What are your thoughts on chemtrails
     
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    Say that you were raped.
     
    #45 Master Baiter, Feb 16, 2014
  6. Zackery

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    Tell them you have cramps and your vagina is bleeding.
     
    #46 Zackery, Feb 16, 2014
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    u mad you didn't get the mvp, brah?
     
    #47 Juxtaposed Jolt, Feb 16, 2014
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Just go to work and let the thadeus **** your wife for you.
     
    #48 Buck Turgidson, Feb 16, 2014
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    That's a self-serving pile of crap but enjoy your day off.
     
    #49 Dairy Ashford, Feb 16, 2014
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    Explosive diarrhea
     
    #50 jev5555, Feb 17, 2014
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    Ha. where do you work at?
     
    #51 cheke64, Feb 17, 2014
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    Now it makes perfect sense why you think Jesus rode dinosaurs and that the earth is 6,000 years old... To call you short sighted and self serving is an under statement.
     
    #52 Nook, Feb 17, 2014
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    is this the wife you cheated on or the one with the irritable bowel syndrome?
     
    #53 across110thstreet, Feb 17, 2014
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    Kudos for not keeping it personal and dropping it....

    Let D&D material stay at the D&D, dick.
     
    #54 Invisible Fan, Feb 17, 2014
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    Jesus is so disappointed in you.
     
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    you didn't miss work to spend time with kids/family.

    you took off work to rest the night before.
     
    #56 across110thstreet, Feb 17, 2014
  17. Rocketman95

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    And LIED about it. That's like one of the top 10 no-nos if I remember my VBS correctly.
     
    #57 Rocketman95, Feb 17, 2014
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    Do you normally work 7 days a week or do you get weekends off? If you get weekends off, there is no excuse for you to be missing work.
     
    #58 Mr. Brightside, Feb 17, 2014
  19. LosPollosHermanos

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    wow really?

    Are you really trying to justify and spin it like that?

    Whatever helps you sleep at night ToyCen.
     
    #59 LosPollosHermanos, Feb 17, 2014
  20. LosPollosHermanos

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    Its ToyCen/ thread/
     
    #60 LosPollosHermanos, Feb 17, 2014
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