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What are some good excuses for calling in sick?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TexasStake, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. Dgn1

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    Its none of their dam business. You call in sick and just say I'm sick. Provide a Dr excuse if needed, quick trip to any urgent clinic under an hour tops.
     
  2. crash5179

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    I never understood why some people feel the need to give details when they call in sick. Just tell them your sick.
     
  3. KingCheetah

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    Severe mental issues with psychosis.
     
  4. Harrisment

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    Better yet, tell them you got stuck with AIDZ NEEDLEZ at a rave this weekend.
     
  5. cheke64

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    You got electrocuted ****ing with the generator.
     
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    Your hate for Tmac has overtaken your life. Works for tinman, as he is always home.
     
  7. LosPollosHermanos

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    ToyCen, why do you have to start a thread for every thought that crosses your mind?
     
  8. thejav

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    lol..ill be calling in sick tomorrow..I have the "flu"...
     
  9. TheRealist137

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    Food poisoning.
     
  10. Rashmon

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    Alien abduction with complications from the anal probe.
     
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    Damn, I wish I had the luxury of visiting a Sam's for a sick day, lol.
     
  12. Johndoe804

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    Just say food poisoning. No need to get detailed. People eat Taco Bell all the time and end up with food poisoning, and it typically isn't something so serious you'd need to see a doctor over.
     
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    My iron is broken, can't press my clothes.
     
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    Tell them that your sobriety device won't allow your car to start.
     
  15. Nook

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    Lying and having a poor work ethic are not strong Protestant Christian virtues... Maybe you should work on your values prior to visiting the Creationist "Museum" this summer.
     
  16. Jontro

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    Tell them the boring all star weekend got you sick.

    Or you can always go with cooties.
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    Say you're sick.
     
  18. Invisible Fan

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    You're high as a kite and you call in thinking it's Dominoes.
     
  19. Rocketman95

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    LOL, exactly. Here's a so-called Christian asking the best way to commit a particular sin.
     
  20. arkoe

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    TexasStake not understanding the questionable decisions of others?
     

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