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We're Mexicans. Let's talk beans.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    What is your favorite kind of beans or favorite brand of beans?

    For me:

    I've farted.

    Coolest **** ever: BUSCH kidney red beans - oh the thrill of pooping those later was like a machine gun.

    Most powerful beans I've fired: kidney read beans - oh dear..

    Most dangerous combination of beans: Pintos and black beans - most stinky farts I've ever shot out of my *ss.

    Some brands
    Some types of beans
    Something else - gay... wait, why do I mention gays at all? That's not like me. Anyways. I'm a lefty.
    Chili AND beans - added to Wolf Brand chili to be able to satisfy my longest intestines 5 hours later.

    However I'm looking to try more beans in Mexico AND in the United States.. I have no idea what's legal or illegal or going to be illegal due to how much society has changed throughout the decade.

    What have you all eaten? What do y'all recommend? There are no bean laws to change in texas EVER (I'm sure we all hate to buy beans and have them taken away)? I'm a big beans fan and talk beans all day. I also get really gassy.

    :cool: *fart*
     
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  2. cheke64

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    Rice beans guacamole with fajitas and chicken. Best BBQ ever.
     
  3. TheMystery008

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    I dislike beans.
     
  4. cheke64

    cheke64 Member

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    Your colon hates you.
     
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    Hhahahhahahahahaha
     
  6. Angkor Wat

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    I like flautas
     
  7. lue03

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    I'm Mexican and don't like beans. its a psychological thing. I will eat beans if i don't know I am eating them like in tortas, but if i know they are in my food i get a sick feeling and refuse to eat them.
     
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  8. LonghornFan

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    Fresh speckled butter beans cooked with bacon = $$$.
     
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  10. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Wait. If you know they come in whatever food you get, like tortas, you still know they're in there.... sooooo.... you just make yourself think there aren't beans in one?
     
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    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    AND... my favorite scene.

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  12. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Salvadorian. Hate beans with a passion. Just looking at them makes my queasy.

    Won't even eat whatever they are touching like the edge of rice.
     
  13. lue03

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    I always order them with no beans, but some places still add them just because.
     
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    Start eating jelly beans, and stop pollutting the air SwoLy...:p
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    I mean this with the most respect possible, but Swoly you truly are the most annoying poster on CFans.

    Had to say it.
     
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  16. LonghornFan

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    I had no idea so many people hated friggin' beans. A big bowl of Charro beans with bacon and chips, what is there not to like about that?
     
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  18. SwoLy-D

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    LonghornFan, make sure those CHARROs have jalapeƱo and bacon, else they're just "warm beans." :eek:

    You're too "americanizado", zipotillo. :p

    Why do you hate guns so much, man? :confused:

    Think of NO BEAN inside of a BEAN. Brilliant, sir. BEANINNOBEANCEPTION
     
  19. Sajan

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    I once ate at Taco Bell. Does that count as eating beans?
     
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    No! You didn't even eat tacos...:eek:
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