people are going to tell you it sucks to get older. but i'm 35, and one benefit of that is i don't give a dog's fart what people think about me wearing an astros hat.
I'm a massive fan of the "don't give a damn what I wear" movement. Not the ''try hard to look like I don't care'' - but the genuine article. I feel like I'm pretty good at telling the difference.
Douchebaggery Evaluation: Hat at funky angle- check Lame ass gold chain(extra points for it being a giant dollar sign)-check Wanna-be gangsta hand sign-check Stupid expression -check bimbo on each arm-check Final Analysis: Full blown douchebag
I have quite a few different hats. Some of them look good forwards, and some of them don't, so I wear them backwards. Big deal.
I've been meaning to post a top 10 list of signs you are a douche but just haven't gotten around to it. It seems it is needed now more than ever in order to clear up this conundrum . I'll put something together today.
There's a guy that works in the building next to mine that wears a backwards Celtics hat every single day. I have no idea what he would do without it - the bill is like his rudder or something.
Wearing my baseball cap backwards was a common thing to do...when I played catcher in Little League to accommodate the facemask. Also...once I saw two really old dudes in drinking beer in a park. One said to the other "Look at that dumb kid wearing his hat backwards. Why would he want to do that?" And the other one said, "That way it won't get in his way when he goes down on his friends." Ok, continue.
along the lines of the same thing I am not a fashion person but whats with the freaking gold stick that are on the bills of everyone's hats now? why is that on there whats the point? (i dont wear hats as you can tell)
