If he doesnt care if he only plays a few minutes and allows us to call him Charles Jones sign him up.
I bet he can still get more rebounds than anyone on our team. He would still get 10 per game. He is in great shape and playing well stories indicate.
Rodman played two games recently with the Long Beach Jam of the American Basketball Association -- a team which plays against such perennial powerhouses as the Tijuana Diablos, the Fresno HeatWave and the Juarez Gallos de Pelea. Then he refused to make a road trip with the team, citing a calf injury. Shortly afterward, he quit the team. Sounds to me like he's ready to return to the NBA! DerMarr Johnson of Cincinnati and Matt Barnes of UCLA were teammates of Rodman's on the Jam, but Johnson has signed with the Knicks and Barnes has signed with the Clippers. Rodman has signed with, um, nobody.
The only title that Dennis Rodman will win this year is Celebrity Mole II. Forget it, he brings nothing to the table.
I'll admit Dennis and Yao would be fun to watch. Jack Lemon and Walter Mathau for the next generation. Speaking of which i need to rent The Apartment with Jack Lemon and Shirley McLaine (1960 best picture). Awesome awesome movie.
Gee, let's see... Stephon Marbury elbows Yao, Yao goes down, JVG inserts freak into the game for 3 MINUTES ONLY, suddenly bam, Marbury gets a broken nose. Sounds like a pretty good routine to me. How much worse is Rodman's offence compared to Cato? Figure it out.
