The Cable Guy. Dark and funny and definitely underrated how about this one "Give me the keys you ********ing mother****er bhwhhhahahahaha " "This place is DEAD anyways" "YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!"
Biggie- Old School Try this one: "And you...George Michael...don't ever tell me what to do or you'll go home with this drumstick stuck up your hole...the one you don't sing out of. That'll be the day. Well, it's coming so keep your Vaseline handy. "
1. American Pie - "The Sherminator" 2. Office Space - the worthless nerd, whatever his name was Both those are awesome quotes bama. Did you get a link to a script or something because I don't know how you got that whole quote from office space.
What is that? And someone please tell me what this... I can't remember! Sounds like something George Costanza would say though.
This one's been driving me crazy: In Spider-Man, Peter Parker tells Mary Jane "I was in the neighborhood, needed to see a friendly face... took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood" Or something along those lines... Anyway, I could swear I've heard that in another movie. Anybody know?
Milton was a deity....I still can't watch that movie without nearly having a heart attack from laughing so hard. Go to www.imdb.com and simply type in the movie you want to search. On the side bar, they have a tab marked memorable quotes. That's where I get them. Best damned movie site on the web. If you type in Houston, you can find every movie filmed in the area! It is really a great site. Enjoy.
1.) "Is this some kind of radical new therapy?" 2.) "That's the fact, Jack!" 3.) "Well I can work that loader." 4.) "I know it was you, Alfredo. You broke my heart." 5.) "You stupid f*ck. What did I tell you?" 6.) "You got to pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey." 7.) "This strange woman...helped me."
1. What About Bob......Death therapy! 2. Stripes....love that flick 3. Aliens....Marines in space, semper fi, do or die! 4. Godfather II.....I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Here goes three more...... "So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and $hit on the wall." "And another thing, your beer tastes like piss." "We know. We piss in it." You're really good if you can get this one. - "It's turkey time." "What?" "Come on, gobble, gobble!"
The last one is Gigli. I know that because it was in a promo clip. Honest! I don't know what the other two are.
I didn't think anybody would get that one. Or at least I thought nobody would admit that they knew it.
1) "ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BIA*CH" 2) "37! In a row?" 3) "That's all right. That's OK. You're gonna pump our gas someday." 4)"Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A!" 5) "I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* p*nis off with a kitchen knife."
"When are you gonna settle down and find a nice girl" "I do Ma, I find a nice girl almost every night" "Have you ever seen a trouser snake? "ooo whats a trouser snake?" "Hey, What's your name he'll spell it for you" "Mary... I desperately want to make love to a school boy" "Paul, I have a 17 year old son..." "...I'll ask her" "What on earth is a rimjob?" "Oh, why thats when you pull your legs back and have someone lick your ass" "I Boinked Her!" "Have you seen scent of a woman?" "yup" "Have you ever seen Scent of a woman... ONNNN WEEEEED!" "Dude, Chicks love guys that can cook" "See, She was checking out my ass" "She was not checking out your ass"
