Mine have become so spread out that Im gonna put the unanswered ones in one post.. 1) They multiply by masterbation "Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? always yap yap yappin all the time, gives me a headache." the other ones have been answered.. id2k... Animal House "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
This is one of my all time favs right here: Girl : Would you like something to read? Oldlady: Do you have anything light? Girl : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends? Oldlady: Yes, thank you. I am not an anti-semite.
"Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'till now. Jacobs: Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town. "
I'll say a few words. Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was. . . He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who. . . who loved bowling. And so, Theodore--Donald--Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Walter: Look, Larry. . . Have you ever heard of Vietnam? Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dude: What about that **** about Vietnam! Walter: Dude, I'm sorry- Dude: What the **** does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the **** were you talking about?! Walter: **** Dude, I'm sorry-- Dude: You're a f**k, Walter! Walter: Awww, f**k it Dude. Let's go bowling. Waitress: Could you please keep your voices down--this is a family restaurant. Walter: Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint! Dude: Walter, this isn't a First Amendment thing. Waitress: Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Walter: Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! Dude: All right, I'm leaving. I'm sorry ma'am. Walter: Don't run away from this, Dude! Goddamnit, this affects all of us!... Our basic freedoms!... I'm staying. Finishing my coffee... Finishing my coffee. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walter: That's f***ing exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me f***ing SICK! Dude: Yeah, well, what do you care, Walter? Donny: Yeah Dude, why is Walter so pissed off? Walter: Those rich f**ks! This whole f***ing thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f***ing strumpet-- Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter. Walter: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
I think every single line in that movie is a funny quote. It never gets old! BTW, did you know David Letterman auditioned for the starring role? [rant]You know, if that movie came out today, it would probably be so controversial that all kinds of groups would be picketing the premeire. I seriously think America has lost it's collective sense of humor... [/rant]
"Get your paws off me you damn dirty monkeys" or something like that - Planet of the Apes "Hey look, its the African Anteater Ritual" - Can't buy me love I can't quote anything, but SNATCH is a great movie...
From the script of "Blade Runner": Roy: You better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill ya! Unless your alive, you can't play, and if you don't play... Six, seven. Go to hell, go to heaven. [Fight] Roy: Yeah, that's the spirit. [Deckard hits Roy with pipe.] Roy: That hurt. That was irrational. Not to mention, unsportsman like. Ha ha ha. Where are you going? [Deckard does some amazing climbing, then jumps to next building. Roy follows, after tossing a bird.] Roy: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. [Deckard falls, Roy catches him.] Roy: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tan Hauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die. Deckard (voice-over): I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
Man 1: We split the car. Man 2: How the f*ck do you split a car, you dummy? With a f*cking chainsaw? "We are - hehe - not thirsty"
mp, You are right about the first one. I honestly thought the second one was easier. Will wait to see if someone can come up with it.
I got it. It's Raiders of the Lost Ark. That creepy German guy when he enters Marion Ravenwood's bar. EDIT: Miss it by that much. Thanks Behad.
