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We Need A Name for Yao's Spin Move

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ima_drummer2k, Mar 8, 2006.

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  1. gamer4Life

    gamer4Life Member

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    Why does anything with an Asian person always revolve around food, martial arts or where they're from?

    Why not create a name based on his merits, and not focus on how "different" or "exotic" he is?
     
  2. Yetti

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    His spin move is the YAO Za!
     
  3. busta_cap

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    That is brilliant. :D
     
  4. kaleidosky

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    oh holy crap stop being so sensitive.

    Tim Hardaway went to UTEP. UTEP 2 Step. "Why not create a name based on his merits?" They're just names that stick.. some of the suggested names like "Tornado" weren't about any food or martial arts or where he's from anyway.
     
  5. Tree-Mac

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    the CYCLONE or the YAOCLONE. i prefer the first one.
     
  6. rocketman1979

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    The Moving Wall
     
  7. ShadyMcGrady

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    YAO-ch.

    Well, that's what his defender is going to call it...Or that's all they'll be thinking.
     
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    Yaoprise!
     
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    The Spin.
     
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    Yao you see him, Yao you don't.
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    Yo-Yao

    are definately the best ones...
     
  11. ShadyMcGrady

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    LOL. Hahahahaha.

    All I can say is, Yao is a revolving door, he just keeps spinning!

    BTW whoever came up with that Yaopacolypse thing, that is sickkkkkk.

    Yaopacolyspe Now.

    You know how Cleveland has that HUGE picture of LeBron James in front of their arena? It says "We are all witnesses" or some sh*t.
    The Toyota Center needs one with T-Mac dunking over Bradley and Yao doing the spin move that says something along the lines of that.

    OR: "Hey, all you dumbass sports writers, we finally fixed that f*cking problem!".

    OR: "Hey NBA, now it's your f*cking problem"

    Heh, JK guys.
     
  12. Yodels

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    drop step
     
  13. swilkins

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    Yao Sting
     
  14. Tonaaayyyy

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    Tsunami

    Texas Tornado

    Shang-a-lang
     
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    Yaoboozled. As in, "you've just been Yaoboozled."
     
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    Hong Kong Twist
     
  17. ToothYanker

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    dude, that makes no sense at all. He's not from Hong Kong and he doesn't really twist. Might as well call it the Cleveland steamer.
     
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    The Toaster. 'Cause the guy he does it to gets toasted.
     
  19. hooroo

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    long drop dong or long duk drop.
     
  20. gamer4Life

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    Maybe because it doesn't affect you, that's why you don't think it's important. Fact is, white people have so many positive roles in the media that anything negative is easily dismissed. While Asians have very few positive portrayals in the media and therefore any portrayal is significant. That's why most Asians are stereotyped by food or martial arts.

    And I wasn't referring to ALL of the names, just the dumb ones with food or martial arts or stereotypical negative Asian movie characters.
     

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